Category:Steve Gerber/Quotes

See: Steve Gerber

Quotes

 * Regarding his medical condition

"It's almost funny... I really do have a sick sense of humor about some of this stuff. (laughs) Part of me wants to go for the sympathy ploy. Put a picture of me on the cover of Countdown to Mystery with a gun to my head, or a plastic bag over it, and the caption, 'Buy this magazine or this writer will never breathe again!' The old National Lampoon gag."

- Steve Gerber