User blog:Paramadman

Today was a day much like the last, and, (I think) it will be much the same tomorrow. Days are like that.

For now. It is thus highly probable that the days to come should continue in this fashion until the Campfire Girls finally reveal and achieve their goal of world domination through control of all plastic cookware manufacture--or a "Wascally Wabbit" jumps out of my computer screen and gives the finger to my cat Sylvester.

Whichever comes first.

I suppose that I should write something hale and hardy about time spent living today (almost every blogger seems to do so) but the only things to became "hale-er" or "hardy-er" in my life today was my waistline (hardy-er) and my collection of dancing asthmatic alien nematodes (hale-er) ate better than me. But (as always) I can count on my trusted sidekick, Li-An-Otis; Prince of the Eternal Slide-rule, Duke of the High and Low Kibbles, Plenipotentate of Hairballs and the only cat in ten worlds known to fetch papers on command (never intact, you see, but he tries). However, we never use that preposterous title for him and on accepted convention (his) we simply refer to him as Fred.

Go figure. (Hmmm...is it possible to stay figure..?)

Take a seat pilgrims, there is certain to be more blather flying out of my fingers sometime soon, but I must say TTFN as my neighbor is expected to reveal his hand tonight (or was it his tentacle?) about his plans for the humans who survive the 12th World's Supplication (if any). So I am honor-bound to set aside my trusty magic elixir (Sam Adams) and place my tinfoil chapeaux properly (doesn't work otherwise) upon my heroic (gray) brow, and thus be prepared to go forth (or fifth, I don't hog the glory) into the fray and do my Superheroic duty to protect humanity from this (potential) coming invasion...

(Or not...)

Paramadman ;)

"If you seek perfection you've failed to understand quantum mechanics..." Me. Just Now. What do you think of a fellow who quotes himself..?