Category:Alfred Pennyworth (New Earth)/Quotes

See: Alfred Pennyworth

Quotes

 * "I do believe you've splashed Sulfuric acid on the Chippendale table. Personally, I prefer to use Lemon Pledge. Ah, well, what's a priceless antique in the pursuit of science?"
 * --Alfred Pennyworth
 * from Batman: Legends of the Dark Knight #2


 * "Merely a flesh wound. I believe my military medical training has equipped me to deal with such injuries."
 * --Alfred Pennyworth
 * from Traction


 * "Being summoned to pick you up has never been a good omen, Master Bruce."
 * --Alfred Pennyworth
 * from Traction


 * "If you intend to face this Bane again, you may have to find yourself another butler, slash physician, slash getaway driver!"
 * --Alfred Pennyworth
 * from Traction


 * "What was the point of all those push-ups if you can't even lift a bloody log?"
 * --Alfred Pennyworth
 * from Batman Begins


 * "When you told me your grand plan for saving Gotham, the only thing that stopped me from calling the men in white coats was when you said it wasn't about thrill-seeking."
 * --Alfred Pennyworth
 * from Batman Begins

"You chose as your name "The Batman". I like to think you did so deliberately. As if you aspired to be both. Bat and man. Perhaps you can be."

- Alfred Pennyworth

Conversations

 * Batman: Power up the new computer, Alfred. I need to run a probability matrix for potential targets now.
 * Alfred: Ah. Well. No.
 * Batman: No?
 * Alfred: No. The computer isn't ready. The laptop will have to do.
 * Batman: The laptop is anemic. I have no leads, Alfred. I need brute processing -- why isn't it ready!
 * Alfred: The qubits on the quantum chips seem dodgy at the current operating temperature... the neural net continues to mire in local minima and refuses to generalize beyond the training set... not to mention, the liquid cooling system is leaking all over the cave and I doubt will ever come out of my trousers... more to the point, I am building a machine that has never -- not even in the imaginations of the engineers of its component parts -- yet existed. That is why it isn't ready.
 * Batman: When will it be?
 * Alfred: Thursday.
 * Batman: Thursday?
 * Alfred: Thursday.