Category:Bobo T. Chimpanzee (New Earth)/Quotes

See: Detective Chimp

Quotes
"I should've gone to Mexico with the boys on the demon-hunting job. I wouldn't be much help, but it beats doing nothing. Boredom and inactivity is what led to my fifty-year drunk in the first place."

- Detective Chimp

"Careful where you step, kiddo. Some of us did more than just pass out."

- Detective Chimp

"First they dress me up in a "tactical action" suit with no pockets to hold my smokes, now we split up. Lousy decisions all around"

- Detective Chimp

"Will you look at that? First a pillar of light and now a pillar of fire. This town has gone Old Testament in a big way."

- Detective Chimp

"I may be an old duffer compared to some, but I still know how to deliver a good beating to a bad sociopath."

- Detective Chimp

"I can't imagine the smell of sweaty monkey is helpin' anyone's concentration, so lemme make the introductions quick."

- Detective Chimp