Board Thread:Questions and Answers/@comment-86191-20161002203416/@comment-1013969-20161013172659

To be fair DC came up with a non-silly reason why G'nort had a "Green Lantern" ring: it was part of a master plan by the Weaponers of Qward The Weaponers gave the Poglachians Green Lantern like rings who in turn gave them out to show the races of the universe how to get more fun out of life.

The result (as planned) was the Poglachians basically gave the rings out to imbeciles and morons.

After shutting the mess down Guy sorry for G'nort suggests to the Guardians to make G'nort a real GL. The Guardians in one of their moments of senility decide that this a great idea.