I will do this every week now.
The old calender man or Captain condiment.
Who is stupider???
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Dumber. "Stupider" isn't technically an English word.
Condiment King is created to be a parody, though, so he's SUPPOSED to be silly.
If we're talking Batman rogues that are "lame" in my book, I'd go with Professor Pyg. He's one of the few Morrison creations that I don't care much for. Is there anything to him besides cheap gore and body horror?
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Yeah sorry. ok so your saying prof pig if stupid, but in this judgement, cap condiment is dumb. I totally agree..
Calendar Man is awesome! I like how he’s been portrayed in modern stories like the Long Halloween.
I agree with Grimm’s assessment of Professor Pyg.
Grimm, I believe the term you’re looking for is “more stupider”. And how the Batman rogues have not been lobotomized by the constant blows to the head, I don’t know. 🤜🏿 Professor Pyg, 🤜🏿 Calendar Man, 🤜🏿 Kite Man, or 🤜🏿 Mad Dog couldn’t have a single brain cell left between them. *That’s* stupid.
EDIT: Now that I think of it, at least Kite-Man wears a bike helmet.
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<p>“I will do this every week now.”</p><p>
</p><p>Don’t get ahead of yourself just yet. I can’t see much witty repartee developing from comparing Kite-Man to Crazy Quilt and the like on a weekly basis. The Golden and Silver Ages yielded a majority of ridiculous rogues for decades, and not just for Batman. There’s very little to be gained from discerning which themed malcontent is less menacing. But maybe you can prove me wrong.</p>
</p><p>Don’t get ahead of yourself just yet. I can’t see much witty repartee developing from comparing Kite-Man to Crazy Quilt and the like on a weekly basis. The Golden and Silver Ages yielded a majority of ridiculous rogues for decades, and not just for Batman. There’s very little to be gained from discerning which themed malcontent is less menacing. But maybe you can prove me wrong.</p>
Hold on Etrigan, we could have a whole new kind of Batman villain here. Using the same logic that saw the Golden Age Flash defeated by a guy moving super-slow (The Turtle), maybe a stupid Batman villain would actually be his greatest opponent. A genius like Batman would never guess what “The Dumsky” was....
You’re right. Totally Golden Age.
If we're talking villains that are hard to take seriously, I think Qwsp was until Morrison got his hands on him. Then again, Qwsp wasn't really a villain until Morrison got his hands on him, either.
Soooo disappointed that it was Bat-Mite Luthor was holding in reserve and not Qwsp, in the last JL!
Ha! Too bad Qwsp is still serving "One million infinities in an 8-Dimensional maze"! Aquaman would have a good laugh at that.
I hoping that Snyder and Tynion will do a similar Morrisonian thing with Bat-Mite, and provide more than just comic relief. How about starting with his proper 5D name? I'm betting there's a lot of Z's. And how is he going to get along with Mxy? Mxy seems to have P.O.'d everyone in every dimension. I have high hopes anyway.