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Iliked Nolan verse Alfred in the dark knight because he basically said “Master Wayne get off your ass and beat the shit out of the Joker that’s an order young man!” And Bruce is like “But what about Rachel she’s dead and I’m sad and broody.”
“Fuck Rachel she’s KFC for all I care now go put on that outfit and punch a clown!”
While in the Dark Knight rises he’s a whiny shit who drones on and on about how he won’t bury him and he needs to get a girlfriend
“Master Bruce go get yourself a girlfriend now that’s an order!”
”Let me brood in piece Alfred! the woman I loved the most died like 5 years ago and I still haven’t gotten over my parents death for like 40 years!......Shoot I’m late to go meet cat lady on a rooftop to go beat people up”
Suddenly a wild Batman appears
“Master Bruce how dare you go outside in that fetish suit of yours at 10pm! YOU HAVE A CURFEW young man!”
”Frick off Alfred I’m a grown man who can make his own choices.........shoot I’m late to go get my back broken later hater”
Alfred then leaves Bruce and the movie until the end of the movie
Alan Napier 
Michael Gough
Michael Caine
Sean Pertwee
Jeremy Irons
Jack Bannon
