And for Lois to take on two of Gotham's Femme Fatales. She must become more

Comic book covers used to be so deranged LOL we need to go back

^YESSS!!! I agree 😁

I think comics need more humor than drama sometimes

Golden Age and early Silver Age DC comics were weird, change my mind.

Clark Kent writes an article revealing that, despite his immense personal wealth and income, Bruce Wayne paid a total of $1000 tax over the last five years.

Bruce arranges to have the article scrubbed and Clark fired.

^^Yes, weirdly good

There is no realistic scneario where they would fight and if they do, there is no realistic scenario where Batman would last more than 5 seconds. Maybe 10 if there's Kryptonite.

Superman holds back. He let Batman win in DKR.

^ And may no one ever forget this.

I cannot think of one single logical reason for them fighting.

If they fought, though? Superman would win.

Do not give me crap about preparation time or kryptonite rings. Stripped from his Plot Armor - which include a "Everyone around the bearer become utterly dumb and helpless" aura-, he is a supposedly human being who knows martial arts moves against someone who can obliterate one continent by punching it, or shooting heat blasts from space with pinpoint accuracy.

How about mind control?