Wait so MJ is with a gentleman named Paul? And she has kids with Paul? Or did Paul already had kids from another marriage?

Married with kids that are hers yes.

This Paul for anyone curious

Paul sweep🔥🔥🔥

What?!!? What was the point of Nick Spencer's run to get MJ and Spider-Man back together? Did something happen in Spider-Man Beyond? Ah, well. [And sorry. Wrong fandom]

it happened in Zeb Well’s Spider-Man

^sorry. I meant say if something happened during Beyond. It's just a little infuriating that led to this

Geoff Johns must feel unhappy that all the work he did on bringing Hal and Carol back together has gone to waste.

Oh, well. Hal can still hook up with Jillian Pearlman.

Or Olivia Reynolds. Or Kari Limbo. Or Eve Doremus.

Well there is Earth-52 that Johns made (wait that's gone too)

He did share a kiss with Iolande in the massively-underrated animated series by Bruce Timm.

I'm sure he can't go back with Arisia, though, lest we forget her ring turned her into an adult. Or whatever. Comic books are weird.

At this point, Hal is basically like James Bond or Ryu Hayabusa. They have fun with multiple girls but they can't get married, lest it will ruin Hal's characterization as "the cowboy who doesn't play by the rules".