Freetal’s fraggin’ gizz! It feels like it’s this son of Khund’s birthday every gawddam week! I’d add a chapter to Short ‘n’ Snappy Tales o’ Death by giving’ this geekoid a Krupps enema, but you’d probably give the supercheez bastich a postmortem birthwake obitchuary ‘Bonanza which I’d have to beat down harder than a pantywaist piñata with a bounty on it bigger than the outline o’ my crotch.

Bite me, Fanboy.

Dude, imagine if they casted David Corenswet as Cavill’s younger brother in a new Mission: Impossible movie.

Imo he was the best and hottest superman

Nah, Reeve was the best.

He's 2nd

Henry is HOT