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The riddler
I don't want any of these names. but if it is bired themed it must be the blue footed boobie
Jokers one bad day speech
Batman: "Hello. I came to talk. I've been thinking lately. About you and me. About what's going to happen to us, in the end. We're going to kill each other, aren't we? Perhaps you'll kill me. Perhaps I'll kill you. Perhaps sooner. Perhaps later. I just wanted to know that I'd made a genuine attempt to talk things over and avert that outcome. Just once. Are you listening to me? It's life and death that I'm discussing here. Maybe my death... maybe yours. I don't fully understand why ours should be such a fatal relationship, but I don't want your murder on my... hands..."
Joker: "Memories can be vile, repulsive little brutes. Like children, I suppose. Haha. But can we live without them? Memories are what our reason is based upon. If we can't face them, we deny reason itself! Although, why not? We aren't contractually tied down to rationality! There is no sanity clause! So when you find yourself locked onto an unpleasant train of thought, heading for the places in your past where the screaming is unbearable, remember: There's always madness. Madness is the emergency exit... You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away... Forever."
Joker: "So... I see you received the free ticket I sent you. I'm glad. I did so want you to be here. You see, it doesn't matter if you catch me and send me back to the asylum... Gordon's been driven mad. I've proved my point. I've demonstrated there's no difference between me and everyone else! All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day.
You had a bad day once, am I right? I know I am. I can tell. You had a bad day and everything changed. Why else would you dress up like a flying rat? You had a bad day, and it drove you as crazy as everybody else... only you won't admit it! You have to keep pretending that life makes sense, that there's some point to all this struggling! God, you make me want to puke.
I mean, what is it with you? What made you what you are? Girlfriend killed by the mob, maybe? Brother carved up by some mugger? Something like that, I bet. Something like that...
Something like that happened to me, you know. I... I'm not exactly sure what it was. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another... if I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice!
But my point is... my point is, I went crazy. When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was, I went crazy as a coot! I admit it! Why can't you? I mean, you're not unintelligent! You must see the reality of the situation. Do you know how many times we've come close to World War Three over a flock of geese on a computer screen? Do you know what triggered the last World War? An argument over how many telegraph poles Germany owed its war debt creditors! Telegraph poles!
It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... it's all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can't you see the funny side?
Why aren't you laughing?"
Batman: "Because I've heard it before... and it wasn't funny the first time."
Batman: "I spoke to Commissioner Gordon before I came in here. He's fine. Despite all your sick, vicious little games, he's as sane as he ever was! So maybe ordinary people don't always crack. Maybe there isn't any need to crawl under a rock with all the other slimey things when trouble hits. Maybe it was just you, all the time!"
Batman: "Don't you understand? I don't want to hurt you. I don't want either of us to end up killing the other. But we're both running out of alternatives... and we both know it. Maybe it all hinges on tonight. Maybe this is our last chance to sort this bloody mess out. If you don't take it, then we're both locked onto a suicide course. Both of us. To the death. It doesn't have to end like that. I don't know what it was that bent your life out of shape, but who knows? Maybe I've been there too. Maybe I can help. We could work together. I could rehabilitate you. You needn't be out there on the edge anymore. You needn't be alone. We don't have to kill each other. What do you say?"
Joker: "No. I'm sorry, but... no. It's too late for that. Far too late. Hahaha. Y'know, it's funny. This situation. It reminds me of a joke..."
Joker: "See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum. And one night, they decide they don't like living in an asylum anymore. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away into the moonlight. Stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend daredn't make the leap. Y'see... y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea... He says, 'Hey, I have a flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk across the beam and join me!' But the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... he says 'Wh-what do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was halfway across!'"
Dr. Manhattin
The batman who laughs
Darkside
@Charles Magic Is that enough proof?
For lobo
Michael Bay's Lobo Movie Reportedly Still in Development
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Jun 12, 2019 — As DC fans might remember, a Michael Bay-directed Lobo film was announced to be in the works in February of 2018, with Wonder Woman ...
For plastic man
What Ever Happened to 'Plastic Man,' the Keanu Reeves ...
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Oct 4, 2021 — This time it was for a big-screen adaptation featuring the DC comic book superhero Plastic Man, a film that could have given Reeves another ...
Female-Led Plastic Man Movie in the Works at DC - Slashfilm
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Dec 4, 2020 — Plastic Man is a super-hero whose unique completely malleable body chemistry allows him to stretch to great lengths and contort himself into any ...
For booster gold
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Booster Gold: Directed by Greg Berlanti. Booster Gold is a superhero from the 25th century and travelled back to the 20th century to become rich and famous.
Booster Gold (film) | DC Comics Cinematic Universe Wiki
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Booster Gold is a Superhero movie based off the DC Comics superhero character of the same name. It was directed by TBA and stars Ryan Phillippe as Booster ...
DC's Booster Gold Movie's Script Is Completed, But Now What?
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May 23, 2019 — Is this movie ever going to happen? ... It looks like the Booster Gold script has been completed and given the thumbs up from Greg Berlanti.
Booster Gold Movie Writer Says It's Ready To Go, Waiting On ...
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May 23, 2019 — DC's Booster Gold movie writer Zack Stentz offers an update, saying the script is done and they're waiting on the studio to move forward.
'Blue Beetle': Angel Manuel Soto to Direct Film About DC ...
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“Charm City Kings” director Angel Manuel Soto is set to direct “Blue Beetle,” DC Films and Warner Bros.' first superhero movie starring a Latino character, ...
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Blue Beetle | DC Extended Universe Wiki
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Blue Beetle is an upcoming superhero film based on the DC Comics superhero of the same name. It will be an installment of the DC Extended Universe.
Oct 13, 2021
Blue Beetle's HBO Max movie got a first look at DC FanDome
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Oct 16, 2021 — Blue Beetle is the latest DC superhero to make the jump to big screens, and the first live-action superhero movie about a Latinx character ...
For nightwing
DC's Nightwing Movie Script Is A Primal Revenge Story
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Jul 3, 2021 — Director Chris McKay explains that the script for his Nightwing movie for DC is a father-son revenge story that is "primal and pared down."
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Yea cat vasko is making a female lead plastic man movie
Runs. that is all he does just run
Makes sense
What about Joaquin Phoenix. He played another joker and proboly the best since heith ledger. Otherwise great post. good opinion
It is great