You wear your funny clothes and your long hair. You call honest cops "pigs." You sneer at everything -- family, religion, country. And what do you have to offer? Bad music, drugs, and a talent for sitting on your butts. You don't produce anything anyone needs -- food, shelter, security. If it weren't for the people you ridicule, you'd starve. If it were up to me, I'd let you die in the streets and be collected with the trash. 
Batman: Gordon of Gotham #1 is an issue of the series Batman: Gordon of Gotham (Volume 1) with a cover date of June, 1998.
Synopsis for "Dumb as a Rock"
It begins with James Gordon stopping Officer Davidson from attacking a hippy whose car he had just ran into. He then writes him up for it.
Appearing in "Dumb as a Rock"
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- Chicago Police Department
- Captain Bernie Ford
- Sergeant Davidson
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Notes
- This issue is reprinted in Batman: Gordon of Gotham.