How ironic! The Batman magazine is so popular — I can't find a copy — to save my life! 
- — Batman
Batman #199 is an issue of the series Batman (Volume 1) with a cover date of February, 1968. It was published on December 5, 1967.
Synopsis for "Peril of the Poison Rings!"
Batman and Robin are on patrol when they spot a Gotham TV repair truck that has the wrong kind of license plate. Finding this suspicious, the Dynamic Duo follow it to the home of the wealthy William Norwood, to find that the truck has been driven by crooks who purposely wrecked Norwood's television antenna to be let onto his property in order to rob it. The Caped Crusaders fight off the crooks, knocking them out. However, when Norwood revives he tells them that there were four crooks, not three, making Batman and Robin realize that one of the criminals had escaped.
As it turns out, the escaped crook, and mastermind of the plot is Rembrandt Dickens, the writer/artist of comic books based on Batman, Superman and other heroes. He has been studying these heroes' exploits and drawing comics so long that it has inspired him to become a criminal mastermind himself. His newest gimmick is using rings tipped with a poisonous ink, hoping to use it to eliminate Batman and Robin and prevent their further meddling in his plans.
Meanwhile, Batman and Robin are continuing their patrol when every burglar alarm in the area suddenly goes off. Getting a call from Commissioner Gordon on the Batphone, Batman learns that all the burglar alarms in a three-mile radius has gone off. Learning that the center point is the Gotham City House of Clay, Batman and Robin decide to look there to see if there is any trouble. Sure enough, they find a group of Rembrandt's men robbing the place. During the fight, Batman gets scratched on the face by one of Dickens' rings. Before turning the crooks over to the police, one of the thugs blurts out that Batman is poisoned and will die within hours thanks to the poison ink that he's been subjected to. Going to the police science laboratory, Batman learns that this is true and a doctor begins working on an antidote.
Batman meanwhile realizes that this entire caper is almost an exact mirror to a story that's been published in the most recent issue of the Batman comic book. Knowing that Commissioner Gordon had a copy in his office, Batman asks Gordon for the comic, only to learn that Gordon had already given it away to someone else. The Dynamic Duo then search newsstands all across the city for the Batman comic book, but it has been sold out almost everywhere. Much to Batman's relief, Robin eventually manages to secure a copy. Examining the issue, Batman and Robin find that it is loaded with details of the Norwood robbery that only someone who was at the scene of the crime could have known.
Batman storms the home of Rembrandt Dickens and easily knocks him out. Searching his home, Batman finds the formula for the poison, which enables the police doctor to create an antidote and cure Batman. Later, while browsing through the latest issue of the Batman comic book, Robin muses how Dickens, like so many before him, was foiled by Batman and Robin.
Appearing in "Peril of the Poison Rings!"
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- Rembrandt Dickens (Single appearance)
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- Aquaman (Cover only)
- Atom (Cover only)
- Flash (Cover only)
- Green Lantern (Cover only)
- Hawkman (Cover only)
- Superman (Cover only)
- Wonder Woman (Cover only)
- William Norwood (Single appearance)
- Edwards (Single appearance)
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Synopsis for "Seven Steps to Save Face!"
When Batman and Robin attempt to stop a robbery of Southley's Art Gallery, Robin is seemingly knocked out in the fight, causing Batman to pause to check on the Boy Wonder while the crooks make their escape. Returning to the Batcave, Batman finds to his surprise that the boy he's taken home is not Robin at all, but a criminal midget named Eddie. Eddie then unmasks Batman, revealing that he is Bruce Wayne. Eddie explains that during the fight he knocked out Robin and took his place as part of a plot to try and blackmail money out of Batman in order to keep his secret identity under wraps. He then informs Batman that he's been wired with a transmitter and reports back to the crooks that Batman is really Bruce Wayne.
Batman then knocks out Eddie, drops his unconscious body back at the Southley's Art Gallery, and uses the tracking devices in the Batmobile to track the transmission from Eddie's radio back to the crook's hideout. There, Batman easily knocks out the crooks. Finding Robin unmasked and unharmed, he asks the Boy Wonder if the crooks had learned that he is really Dick Grayson. To Batman's relief, Robin explains that while he was in the trunk of the crooks car, he used a make-up kit in his utility belt to alter his appearance.
When Robin asks how Batman has managed to preserve his secret identity, he shows Robin by returning to Southley's. There Eddie has just came around, and Batman tells the midget that he was knocked out during the fight and must have hallucinated the whole experience of discovering that Bruce Wayne was Batman. Unconvinced, Eddie tries to confirm with the other captured crooks that they heard his radio transmission. Unfortunately for Eddie, his transmitter, although functioning properly, didn't transmit the information to the crooks. What Eddie doesn't know that Batman had since installed a jamming device in the Batcave following his last close call when crooks planted a bug on Batgirl in an attempt to learn his secret identity. With Eddie's claims discredited, Batman's secret identity is still safe.
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Synopsis for "Operation 'Escape'!"
This story is reprinted from Star-Spangled Comics #124.
Robin is delivering a lecture to the Gotham Police College. He recants a story in which he was captured by a gang of criminals and thrown down into a dungeon. As he is laying on the floor he can see a trap door leading to freedom high above out of his reach. The walls are slick as marble and he has to find a way to climb and reach the trap door to get out. The gang has inadvertently left a bag next to Robin containing old sports equipment and they conclude that the contents would be useless in helping Robin escape. Robin examines the contents of the bag and sees it contains a golf ball, an old baseball, an unstrung tennis racket frame and a baseball shoe.
At this point, Robin pauses his presentation and asks the cadets to figure out how to escape using the items listed in just 10 minutes. The readers are also invited to work on the solution. Ten minutes pass and Robin reveals the answer. He breaks off half the tennis racket to use it as a frame for a makeshift slingshot. He then unravels the rubber winding in the golf ball to stretch out across the slingshot in lieu of a rubber band. He takes the cover off the baseball and unravels the yarn that he will need to reach the trap door. He attaches a spike from the golf shoe to the baseball yarn and launches it at the pull down ring attached to the trap door above, using his slingshot. He snags the ring and pulls it down, using the baseball yarn to scale the walls. Once he reaches the top, he attacks the gang of criminals and turns them in.
Appearing in "Operation 'Escape'!"
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