Huh. Never been mistaken for jay fuckin' christ before, but what the hell I'll play along. So... on yer knees an' say yer prayers. 
Before Watchmen: Comedian #2 is an issue of the series Before Watchmen: Comedian (Volume 1) with a cover date of September, 2012.
Synopsis for "I Get Around"
Appearing in "I Get Around"
Featured Characters:
Supporting Characters:
- Bob Kennedy
Antagonists:
- Vietcong
Other Characters:
- American Military
Locations:
Items:
Vehicles:
Synopsis for "The Curse of the Crimson Corsair: The Devil In The Deep...!, Part Eight"
Appearing in "The Curse of the Crimson Corsair: The Devil In The Deep...!, Part Eight"
Featured Characters:
- Gordon McClachlan
Supporting Characters:
- Crimson Corsair
Antagonists:
Other Characters:
Locations:
Items:
Vehicles:
- Flying Dutchman
Notes
- "I Get Around" is reprinted in Before Watchmen: Comedian/Rorschach.
- "The Devil In The Deep, Part Eight" is reprinted in Before Watchmen: Ozymandias/Crimson Corsair.
See Also
- Cover gallery for the Before Watchmen: Comedian series
- Images from Before Watchmen: Comedian Vol 1 2
Links and References
Look at how sad this is making Batman. You did this.