"Bizarro America: Part 6 - Welcome to Smallville": Having just begun their trip across America to Bizarro America (Canada), Jimmy Olsen and Bizarro reflect on the bizarre circumstances which led to this point. Having overheard someon
- Am you or amn't you not Bizarro's worstest friend?!
- — Bizarro
Synopsis for "Bizarro America: Part 6 - Welcome to Smallville"
Having just begun their trip across America to Bizarro America (Canada), Jimmy Olsen and Bizarro reflect on the bizarre circumstances which led to this point. Having overheard someone calling Bizarro Superman's brother Clark Kent convinces Jimmy to take a road trip with Bizarro to fuel a new coffee-table book about the events. He is awoken from this daydream by Bizarro's Chupacabran pet, Colin whom he discovered in the middle of the desert eating a goat and the two became buddies - this story distracts Jimmy enough to drive his car to what Bizarro calls "tree-dancing" (having crashed into a tree) resorting to Bizarro having to walk the car to the nearest town, Smallville.
Inside a diner the two spot an advertisement for King Tut's Slightly Used Car Oasis run by Regis "King Tut" Tuttle and his daughter Regina Tuttle. After bargaining Bizarro convinces King Tut to only repair the damages which infuriates Tut and causes him to consult the ancient Egyptian gods Osiris, Horus and Anubis who gift him the "Staff of Ra" - unbeknownst to him however, these gods are merely aliens playing a prank on the guy whilst searching for Colin.
Bizarro and crew settle down in a motel for the night before King Tut uses the staff's power to control the minds of Smallville into buying cars from him including Jimmy!
Appearing in "Bizarro America: Part 6 - Welcome to Smallville"
- Colin the Chupacabra (First appearance)
- Regis Tuttle (First appearance)
- Clark Kent (Flashback only)
- Perry White (Flashback only)
- Regina Tuttle (First appearance)
- Stuart Paillard (First appearance)
- Medaows Mahalo (First appearance)
- Chupacabrians (First appearance)
- Staff of Ra
- Jimmy Olsen's car
- The Chupacabra is a Latin American mythological animal named for killing and eating goats (cabra) which is probably how Colin gains his moniker.