Alfred Beagle (Earth-Two)/Quotes

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You may call me Alfred without the "mister"-- and it's I who will do for you! You see, I'm your new butler!

--Alfred Beagle (Earth-Two)

I'm a butler -- yes, a butler! And by St. Harry, I'll become the best butler in the land! You'll be proud of me, Mawster Batman, you'll see! You can count on me, sir. I won't ever let you down!

--Alfred Beagle (Earth-Two)

There cawn't be any doubt about it-- Mr. Bruce Wayne is the Batman, and the young mawster is Robin! How clever of me to have discovered it-- and how fortunate they are to have a man of my abilities in their employ!

--Alfred Beagle (Earth-Two)

Well, what an excellent opportunity to pay off a little debt for my good friend Alfred. A little spanking will do the trick. And believe me, it will hurt you more than it will me!

--Alfred Beagle (Earth-Two)

I felt I lacked a certain dash and elegance that would enhance my value as your crime-fighting assistant... so I spent my holiday at a health resort, cultivating a new figure by hard work.

--Alfred Beagle (Earth-Two)

Since I have proved beyond question my qualifications as a nemesis o' criminals- where do we go tonight?

--Alfred Beagle (Earth-Two)