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This page contains a listing of notable quotes by Alfred Pennyworth (DCAU).

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Quote1.png So let me understand this... in reaction to Two-Face, Harvey Dent created a third personality, one that would fight crime. A personality so separate, he even tried to kill himself without knowing it. Quote2.png

--Alfred Pennyworth (DCAU)

Quote1.png Forgive me for being so forward, sir, but do you really want to go out in public like that? I was thinking of something a bit more... durable. Quote2.png

--Alfred Pennyworth (DCAU)

Quote1.png Harvey Bullock? The detective who looks like an unmade bed? Quote2.png

--Alfred Pennyworth (DCAU)

Quote1.png Sounds as if the human race could become quite expendable. Except for butlers, of course. Quote2.png

--Alfred Pennyworth (DCAU)

Quote1.png You've had your share of odd opponents, Sir, but this one does take the biscuit. Quote2.png

--Alfred Pennyworth (DCAU)

Quote1.png That's odd. Only vampires loath daylight more than Batman. Quote2.png

--Alfred Pennyworth (DCAU)

Quote1.png You gave them ten million dollars, sir? And to think I was fretting over the electric bill. Quote2.png

--Alfred Pennyworth (DCAU)

Quote1.png I'm sure revenge can be deliciously sweet. However, at the moment, he needs a friend. Isn't that what you needed, sir? Quote2.png

--Alfred Pennyworth (DCAU)

Quote1.png Don't take it personally, lad. He's never been one for debate. It used to make Master Dick furious. Most unfortunate. Quote2.png

--Alfred Pennyworth (DCAU)

Quote1.png They called him Sid the Squid, a luckless lowlife who seemed to have his tentacles in everything. Quote2.png

--Alfred Pennyworth (DCAU)

Quote1.png ...Bruce...my boy...why...why did you go? Why abandon... Gotham? You left us alone...with them. Quote2.png

--Alfred Pennyworth (DCAU)

Quote1.png Bruce Wayne's butler must be ready for anything, sir. And my saviors were really quite helpful. It is not their fault that my kidnappers were once again stupendously incompetent. Quote2.png

--Alfred Pennyworth (DCAU)

Quote1.png I'm sure you are familiar with how Master Richard became the first Robin. And how Master Bruce brought him here to Wayne Manor, to try to help him. A noble gesture, I'm sure you'd agree. Unfortunately, Master Bruce had no idea how to act around a child. He'd never been around children. He'd hardly even been a child himself. Quote2.png

--Alfred Pennyworth (DCAU)

Quote1.png It seems none of your more colorful adversaries have been capable of walking the straight and narrow for very long. Quote2.png

--Alfred Pennyworth (DCAU)

Quote1.png I must say, sir, that when I observe the Penguin's efforts at conquering the field of public opinion... I find myself wishing he'd stuck to crime. Quote2.png

--Alfred Pennyworth (DCAU)

Quote1.png Perhaps you're meant to be Dick Grayson. Perhaps Robin. But you won't make the right decision if you're unwilling to let go of the past. Quote2.png

--Alfred Pennyworth (DCAU)

Quote1.png I hope you'll forgive my idle musings... but I've often wondered what future you and Miss Talia might have with her father... out of the picture. Quote2.png

--Alfred Pennyworth (DCAU)

Quote1.png You were hit by a beam that erased your memory? Seems a bit far-fetched, if I may say so. Quote2.png

--Alfred Pennyworth (DCAU)

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