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Quote1.png You know how many laws you've broken? Illegal use of firearms... destruction of public property -- and then there's the obvious -- per California Penal Code 1165 -- picking fights with minors -- meaning us, jerk. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png I can't wait to get back to the Tower so I can hang with Robin. Being around Robin makes me feel stupid. He's cool like that. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png Y'know Jericho, you really need to put some clothes on. But not that old pirate shirt. Totally sends the wrong message. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png This will protect my secret identity. Why would anyone ever think Kid Flash would have a Green Lantern tattoo? It's genius! Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png You're a Titan, Speedy! Now and forever! Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png My name is Bart. I hope my spelling's okay. I just learned to write this morning ... Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png You're being nice to me just to keep me off-balance aren't you? Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png So I shouldn't do anything? My head hurts! You're giving me too much to think about again! Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png This totally bites. Big time! Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png Can you talk faster? I'm getting the heaves. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png I'm Bart Allen. Who the hell are you? Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png Don't do it, Rolly. Trust me ... your luck can't hold forever. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png You're trying to make my head hurt again. This is a trick. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png You're confusing me. That's always dangerous. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png Chill, Dude — I'm on it. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png Oh Yeah! You kinda missed my arrival by a couple years. I grew-up to be a Super Hero in this century! People call me Impulse! I have no idea why. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png 'Science police'? They the ones behind the whole 'law of gravity' thing? Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png Y'know, I gotta hand it to you, Phil. I may be faster, but when it comes to weird — no way I can keep up with you. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png I gotta run. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png ...the electric field creates charged electric particles...and particles can be sped up...and that speed creates DC power...(there's a joke in there somewhere...) Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png I'm the Fastest Man Alive. And right now, I'm going about six inches per hour. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png I. Am. The. Flash!!! Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png I am normal. It's the rest of the world that's weird. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png I'm not gonna listen to reason! You listen to reason! Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png Wow. They're gone.' Just like 'Seinfeld. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png Boy, don't you hate when people just take off and do whatever they feel like. …What?! What'd I say? Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png Hello. We were wondering if you know anything about a weird Thugee cult. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png Well then — ?! If we only went places we were wanted, we'd never go anywhere! Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png Hmm... first he said they could call him 'Mike'... then Al... and then... Timmy Drake...? What kinda stupid name is Timmy Drake? Musta got that wrong. Oh well. 'Al' it is. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png Well, we're gonna use my comic books to find some new powers for him! I mean, he is our teammate, right ... ? It's the least we can do ... ! Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png I knew it! Curse you, Teen Titans! Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png You think that's cute? Check us out! We're just plain adorable! Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png I could have covered this entire forest in seconds. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png It's all about angular momentum. Create enough centrifugal force and I can slow down the pull from the black hole. Maintain enough speed to get around it. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png But right now, being the most powerful hero in the universe, I have more important concerns to attend to … like Carol told me, even though I've been trying to do good with alla these cool new magical powers, some of the problems I tried to fix just created even worse problems! Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png I live there! I'm goin' to school there! Max is comin' back sometime an' we'll be fine until he does!! So butt out, Mr. Butt-In Butt-Head! Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png Didja ever have that 'deja voop' … ? Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png Right … see ya … I … what the freak was that all about? Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png This is weird. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png I hafta go back! I've got to find Carol!! I ... I ... love ... her ... Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png Yeah, right. I don't have those kindsa feelings for Carol. She's just my friend! Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png DOX! I gotta get outta here! I gotta get back to MAX! Someone must've stuck me back here! — In the VR!! But who? Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png Why do all the girls ask me how Robin is? Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png This is so going to work! I just want to make one little change … not, 'What would Superman do.' I'm going to ask myself … 'What would the Flash do?' I feel gooder already. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png But you DIDN'T, Cis! And everything's gonna be okay! Ya just gotta get your mind off it. And I don't know of any better place to get your mind off something … than school! Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png When Max made me read the book, he said it would be like meeting Grandpa Barry for real and ... for once ... Max was right. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png As soon as we have the strength of the entire Justice League, we can... um... er... y'know... kick butt! Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png I mean, come on! What kind of geek-o handle is 'Master of Virtual Reality?' I grew up in a VR world. VR is jack when you're up against a real hero. Now, give up and come along … peacefully? Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png Well, there were some guys upstairs pretending to be the Rogues and then these gorillas jumped out of a cake but they weren't really gorillas — Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png Hi, Max. This is my friend Gamal. He works down at Pete's. I'm going to be running with him, 'cause he won't make me look stupid! Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png No. No matter what, I'll run you to the jail myself if you pull that trigger. Nobody dies. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png That's a choice? To invite thieves and monsters and … carpetbaggers and murderers into my town? Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png And you forgot that? Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png It was a good idea. I thought it through. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png Max! We're apes! Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png We're heroes, right? We dress the part. We act a certain way. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png I'm sorry Max … but I just don't … feel like running anymore … Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png You … you really DON'T get it … do you? I … I love him … I'd die for him. Or with him. That's what you do … how you feel when you love someone. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png WHAT?! Continued in 30 days … ?!? Y'mean I gotta wait a whole MONTH for the end of this story … ?!?!?! What a — RIP!!! Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png Max!! Imean ... ohmygoodnessit'sMaxCrandallamanIknowonlycasually, whoistheuncleofBartAllen, someoneIalsoknowonlycasually, sincewearetwoentirelydifferentpeople. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png You aren't even listening! The Christmas Impulse! Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png Superboy's broken their leader. Can we go now? Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png Outstanding! Young Justice on TV! So who's gonna play me? What? What'd I say now? Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png Well, I just came from the comic shop. They canceled my comic book. ... Not mine, actually. Not like I owned it or anything. I was just, y'know, really into it. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png I am normal. It's the rest of the world that's weird. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png Man. How come somebody's always horning in on my missions...? Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png You're never happy, Jesse. I never heard you laugh. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png She says I remember her 'cause I come the future, outta time! Now we gotta help her or else she'll be lost like a ghost! Forever! Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png Mario called. He wants his barrels back. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png Like you never let a dinner get cold while you made a fool out of the Fiddler or Per Degaton. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png You can't! I can do something Flash can't do! Cool! Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png Listen? Listen? To what? All you ever do is yell at me! You keep talking about teaching me the ropes ... but you haven't shown me one useful thing! Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png Whatever we tried to do today, we ended up helping a lot of people. That's our real work, and it's way more important than how we look. We've got a responsibility to serve the public, whether they think we're swell guys or not. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png No... you got it wrong. Impulse was never meant to be my name... it was meant to be a warning!! Get it? Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png No way! You´re wrong about this one, Max. Totally off base. Wally wouldn´t do that in a million years. He´s The Flash. Don´t you get it? He´s The Fastest Man Alive, The Scarlet speedster, the Keystone comet, the guy I want to be when I grow up... The Flash can do anything so long as you believe in him, and there´s no way He´s gonna die like this. Believe in him, Max. Just... believe in him. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png Not for myself, no. I get scared for others. For friends, for people I love. But not for myself. Never myself. I think... I don´t care wheter I live or die. And that really scares me. I´m a mystery. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png I´m Batman. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png All the kids from the dance won´t leave me alone. They think I´m some big deal. Nothing new there. I sure hope you made it home okay, Jenni. Maybe if you did, you can come back and visit. It was nice having someone to share stuff with. Miss you. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png I screwed up, when you bolted, I just ... I didn't cover well. I think I gave too much away to Dr Claiborne. I know it's okay to make mistakes ... but that was a big one. I guess I wanted to let you know that I'm not going to run away from it. I'm going to back to her ... and take responsibility for anything I did wrong. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png How often do Bart-Days happen? Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png I don´t get any of this, I thought you left for good, I looked all over the planet, and nothin, I even started to --miss-- never mind, where in the world were you? Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png You´re right. I have to make a decision! I have to be master of my own fate! Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png You´ve been right all along, Max ! I´ve gotta get organized! figure out all the angles! consider alternatives! I´m gonna have a complete blue print of every possibility this time. No questions, no surprises! I´m prepared! You were right, Max. This is great! Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png Cool! I´m right at the beginning of the world! I want to see it all! Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png This is a very tricky situation! Hundreds of lives could be lost! I´m planning my strategy very carefully! Besides, I want to be sure history class is really over. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png You really should have said Goodbye before you left. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png Sorry you´re hard to miss. You´re a Flash? You´re huge! Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png Linda! C´mon! Wally´s girlfriend? She was on television? We played videogames? Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png I´m not sure I can continue to abet this scheme in good conscience. I´m after all, Philosophically Opposed to armed rebellion. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png Agent Double-O-Impulse reporting to Base! Is that the information you requested commander? Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png We´re Young, but Just Us. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png Relax Red-Breast-Impulse is on the case! Consider these bullets... caught! Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png This from Superman JR? Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png --think. Slow down and think. Slow down and think. Just hafta clear my thoughts. I can do this. I´m-- Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png Because the guilt is still in there, isn't it? I know you well enough to know that. You killed Conner! You killed my friend! Still got flash phobia? Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png SHUT UP! I'm not stupid! Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png We're gonna handle this. Take care of each other. Don't forget that. The Justice League did. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png You can't shut us out. That's what Batman does! Cassie's right, Tim. You should've told us. I thought we were all friends! And all that stuff that's going on with the League, neither did they. We can't be like them. We gotta stick together. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png You know how hard it was to wait for you to figure it out? patience. A virtue none of us possess. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png A chaperone? What are we, toddlers? At least Red Tornado gives us space! How about... If we three can´t do the job in twenty-two minutes we scrap the group. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png Hello, Young Justice residence. Who shall I say is calling? Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png You can't just quit because of some pressure! Think! What would Green Arrow do? What would Batman do? What would Brian Boitano do!? Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png A robot! The ship was piloted by robots! Either that or someone just blew up George Lucas house! Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png See, the thing is, these guys, The Slag, have conquered this world --Myrg-- But they've agreed to leave the people in peace if we can beat them in a game which, near as we can tell, is a dead ringer for baseball. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png Uh... Hi, Agent Fite, I thought Anita might want to... y'know... hang out. Not that this has anything to do with the end of the world or anyth-- Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png After meeting John Fox and getting involved with all the Allen descendants, I've been thinking I should really live up to my responsibilities. After all, we are heroes. Right, Superman? Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png I read this puppy over, and used hypnosis to help Lobo control his more "aggressive" tendencies. I put him under, told him he was going to remain calm and sociable, then snapped my fingers and brought him out of it. Easy. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png "Ah"? "Ah"? I barreled in just in time to save your long, thin neck... and all I get is "Ah"? Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png Smart guy like you's just gotta trust his — Impulses! Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png My name is Bart Allen. I'm Kid Flash The Fastest Teen Alive... and I think my grandfather-- The Flash-- is trying to kill me. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png I was raised in a virtual reality environment. The scientists had to constantly adapt the programs because I kept beating them at super-speed. I just used my super-speed-enabled brain to rewrite your programs. Haxxor'd and pwned, noob. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

Quote1.png I understand everything. The Speed Force encased me with Black Flash armor as it led me around. As I reach deep in me to give The Flash everything... I become the living embodiment of the energy of the Speed Force. I become a White Flash. I told Hot Pursuit that we could change everything. That we could save everyone. I can feel the warmth of the Speed Force taking me, pulling me in again. I regret nothing. I don't regret what I did today. Now, for possibly the last time... My name is Bart Allen. I'm Kid Flash The Fastest Teen Alive. Today is the day that Kid Flash raced The Flash, and it's the day that-- in order to save everything-- Kid Flash Lost. But because I lost? That means an entire universe will win life. It felt good to throw this race. Quote2.png

--Bart Allen (New Earth)

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