Billy Batson (Earth-S)/Quotes

Holy moley!

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

And here's something else, Folks. Everything was quiet after the murder of the scientist known only as 'Hugo' but now the wires are buzzing with activity!

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

This refugee from a nightmare rates my atomic punch!

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There's only one trouble, Professor! Half of those pieces will hit Earth as meteors! You'll do more harm than ten wars! So I forbid you to go on!

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

In order to counteract the fatal spin of the whirlpool, they're taking a giant fan down with them! The fan will churn the water in the opposite direction, thus cancelling out the whirlpool!

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

1900 to 1950 was a golden period in American science and invention! America gave the world the auto, the airplane, the radio, plastics, jets, rockets, X-Ray machine, cyclotron, and other things too numerous to mention!

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

By going to the Rock of Eternity, I can visit any time period I wish.

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Our teaching job must be directed at the enemy __ the big bad Nazis and the little yellow Japs! We must teach them a lesson they won't forget for centuries!

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Now explain, before I do you in a braid! What have you got against little Billy Batson?

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Er...No thanks Madam! I don't care to dance right now!

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Holy Moley! Those seven stone idols from the hall of statues have come to life!

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

DEMOCRATIC DUNCES! THE WORLD NEEDS THE IRON HAND OF SIVANA AND CAPTAIN MARVEL!

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Good work men! The first landing party was repulsed! That's forty dead Japs! How much ammunition did you use up?

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And that's what happened on my visit to Indianapolis, folks! No, Percy didn't have to ask Einstein, ha, ha! He just joined my club and you should see the change in him! He even plays in key –- every other note! Ha, ha!

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Holy Moley! This bubble is as hard as steel!

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Chin up, Beautia, two to one says the old geezer got through the whole thing without a scratch.

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Got a spare axe, Jake? And how many trees make 50,000 board feet?

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I -- er -- wish to be in the other universe, where the giant lies sleeping! I wish it! I WISH IT! I WISH IT!

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By golly! She is a help! Maybe Billy and I do need a permanent secretary! If she goes through the day without pulling any boners. Maybe... well...

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You say no samples came out of your radio! I'm sorry! I don't know what happened! I . . . . er . . . .

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I caught you today for crimes committed tomorrow! To put it another way, I caught you yesterday for what you did today!

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Billy told me of your discovery, Professor! We'll visit the other world! This diving suit will protect you in space!

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

I just stepped over to tell you that the WORLD'S WORST VILLAIN is going to be in your story next month ... and I think you're going to need my help!

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Oh, I'm going to give you something, all right... the back of my hand!

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The designs on it are unmistakably Arabic! It might even have come from the ancient Arabian Nights era!

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Omigosh! Trouble, trouble, trouble! The Natives want the bridge as a sort of big toy! I don't want to fight them and hurt them!

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

... and so I left them all back there on Venus, folks, and I doubt if they'll ever bother us again. Oh, yes! I meant to find out how Sivana managed to get back after he disappeared into that stone wall last month, but that's one thing I guess we never will know now. Good night, all.

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

I'm sorry for you, Spy Smasher, but I wish I could bat some sense into that hoodooed head of yours.

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

I never wait for the police -- that's part of the fun.

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Because this is your place of worship, I will not strike the first blow! But I will say that this Dervish is a liar and a cheat, stirring you up to a false fight!

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As for the monster men, they don't count. Chuck is still the first human being to reach the top of Mt Mighty.

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Well, I can't bandy words with you now! I've got to get after your nephew!

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Spider Man --- At Last!

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

If you do, I'll tear your head right off your shoulders!

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I'm in on this too, Bulletman! I too accept the challenge of Captain Nazi!

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No matter what evil menace rises up, the Marvel Family is always ready to fight and smash it!

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Simple enough! The magic lightning that blasted into the charmed circle just changed Billy, Freddy and Mary back to the Marvel Family! Now you three are going back to the nether world! ZIGGOZ ZARILLY GOOSH !

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GRRRRR! I'm a horrible demon from Earth! Which one of you shall I eat first?

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I won't stop now! I've already done the fire-eating and animal acts! There's no good reason why I can't be a clown too!

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This is a job for Captain Marvel!

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"Too bad, but you had it coming to you."

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

And now we'll do setting up exercises with you dumb-bells.

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

And that writes FINIS to the Kraken legend, folks! Not to mention the vampire bats and the horrible human deep-freeze!

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Hmm... I wonder if it's related to the strange things that have been happening all over the world? And to stop them, Mr. Scarlet and Pinky, Bulletman and Bulletgirl are teaming up with super-heroes nobody's ever heard of before... But they're not having much luck! Holy moley, I don't know how the menace to Earth can be stopped... Without the Marvel Family!

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Well, Folks, Sivana's secret was really a cinch for Capt. Marvel's super-wisdom to figure out. By calculating the orbits and timing of each electron and each atom in a solid wall, he could time his own atoms to pass between those of the wall like smoke through a screen. Each time, however, a slight amount of his own substance got left behind, causing the ghost-like after-image, and finally he used himself all up and there was nothing left after that last fatal wall. And that's the end of my story. Good night, Everybody.

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Now, you green plum, have you anything to say before I strike?

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It is grimly true that--he who lives by the atom, dies by the atom!

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They all turned to moldy old lifeless skeletons! Their evil spirits have at last gone to Hades, long overdue there for their wicked deeds of yore!

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

I know what hit them! This means the whole structure of science, as they learned it, is wrong! It's as though we suddenly found out Earth is in the shape of a square doughnut, instead of a globe!

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Wheeew! That sounded like someone getting killed!

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Farewell, your majesty! You're king of all you survey -- which is four stone walls!

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You made the same old mistake! Every 'S' was like a dollar sign! Your $windling days are over!

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How can I slow them down? What's the opposite of the swift deer? Wait, I have it! I'll find what I need here at the river! The slow turtle is the opposite of the swift deer! I'll gather an armful of them and rush to the city!

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Wait! There's that old saying -- set a thief to catch a thief! So why not set a witch to catch a witch?

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'Holy Moley! This isn't ice at all! It's plastic! This is an artificial iceberg... and it must be their secret headquarters! Holy Moley!'

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Holy moley! These two jagged mounds of rocks below were the underlying foundation of Twin Islands! That means the islands did not sink! The surfaces were ripped from their foundations by some powerful force! But what terrific force did it?

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Sure I've gone mad! Mad! I know I can't save Earth from you! But I can still ruin your whole conquest by... destroying the world! Ha, Ha, Haaaaaa!

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Holy Moley! That creature must've been frozen in the ice! Now under this hot sun it's being revived! It's a giant insect of prehistoric times! Many ancient creatures were frozen this way by the Ice Age, like the mammoth! But this is an unknown extinct insect of terrific size!

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Omigosh! This means that when they absorbed the deep-sea hormone, enabling them to breathe underwater, it robbed them of the power to breathe in the air! They'll die in the air just like fish out of water! Holy Moley! Back in the water... Quick! And down to the bottom again!

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

No, I can't do it! I'd hate myself the rest of my life! But still, those friendly dinosaurs are a menace! Wait! Now I know the perfect solution to the problem! I have to build a gigantic "ship" for them, and then...

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Well, I've been to a hundred worlds! I've traded most of my Earth stamps, but I have one packet left! I'll visit these twin worlds! Holy Moley, it seems they have Space Mail between these worlds! That space ship is attacking the Space Mail! It must be a Space Mail Pirate! I'll fix him!

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Hello, robots! You're all evil robots of Sivana, so I decided to come back and wreck the town! I shoved that boulder down!

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

America itself!!?? Holy Moley! Now I remember! Today it's Civilized America, but then it was known as the Horrible Monster Land! So the treasure was buried here because they felt it to be the safest place!

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Come on! We can't waste time here! I just had a horrible thought! This softening has happened to all kinds of small things! But what if it's also happening to big things... like buildings?

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Folks! Listen to how you can all live in peace and harmony under a Democratic government...! Amarka is a small island and thus the new Congress can reach the main city today and start things off!

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Holy Moley! Moving Trees! That Native will be crushed... Another crazy miracle by Mr. Morris, no doubt! And they get crazier by the minute! He made those lions talk... in French!

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Holy Moley! Voodoo magic is going to force me to say SHAZAM! But if I say SHAZAM, Billy Batson will appear and die instantly, burned to a cinder by hot lava! I must resist... no, I can't! Groan! The magic is forcing me to say the word!

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Let them laugh! I really had a more important reason! I wanted to see if they all carried hidden guns! Why would innocent tourists be armed like that? I had my suspicions from the first, but I gave them the benefit of the doubt! I think it's time to examine their space ship!

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

King Kull kept himself and his scientific secrets alive down in a secret underground vault all through human history! And all through history, he has been attacking and plaguing the human race, giving rise to many legends of horrible evil!

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

I'm the one who summons the thunder. Me. And right now I want us to be one. The person Fawcett City needs to survive.

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

I can't stop this! And there's Mr. Tawny, a frivolous pleasure seeker now! His whole promising career is blasted! This is awful! How can I stop Mr. Tawny from being a worthless pleasure seeker? John Jolly may not be a criminal, but he's criminally warping and wasting lives! Yet... what can I do to stop him?

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

You mean you want those mechanical pests back? I guess I had better round them up! No telling what mischief those tin critters might get into! Hey, which way did they go?

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

At last... the Youth Magnet is in our hands! First, I'll turn those babies into adults, by "stealing" youth from them! Finally, the afflicted city will be restored to normal!

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

What a day! First Sivana strikes with his Mute Ray... then King Kull with his Dwindle doom! They're the two most evil scoundrels of all time! One wants to rule Earth, the other wants to destroy it! And I've got to stop them both!

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Holy Moley! Captain Cook must have left this cabin! All it needs is a little repair and the Smiths can move right in! Mineral ores, like copper, silver, and aluminum! In time, the Smiths can become rich, digging ores! If you ask me, this is Bonanza Island!

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

This is a real World's Fair! A fair of many space worlds! Look at all the different types of space people! This is stupendous! Billy will certainly have an interesting bit of news to broadcast when I get home!

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It's pitiful! Men, women and children forced to trudge on, starving and miserable! But all this stuff about a curse and genie... Rubbish! They must be suffering from an illusion! I'm going to help them settle down! Follow me folks! I'll lead you to the nearest town and see that you settle down in comfort and safety!

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

The city is going mad at the though of selling copper for gold! Billy had better broadcast and tell everyone to keep his shirt on!

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Holy Moley! How shall I vote? If I vote no, poor Kolan will die all alone and his world will remain a lifeless tomb! But if I vote yes, we'll all be exiled from Earth forever!

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Many foods are perishable! Where on Earth does Sivana keep them from spoiling? If he intends to hold out till the world submits to him, he's got to have a hiding place for the food! But where?

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

That's a witch's flying broom! Hold on, Ma! I'll save you! There must be a witch loose in the neighborhood! I'll get after her! As for this evil broom, it'll make good kindling!

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Good Grief! It's an epidemic! It must be the Dancing Plague of Ancient Egypt! It's worse than the St. Vitus Dance that struck in the Middle Ages! How did it spread? Doc Skorky, that quack... he must have done this! And he's got the cure... Ultracillin! Has he escaped from jail?

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

King Kull won't stop this project, no matter how hard he tries! The Junior UN is ready to operate! All you need now are the Junior Delegates from around the Earth!

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

A Rocket Ship! It's probably from the space station, maintaining contact with its Earth base! Com on, we're going to invade North Korea!

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Holy Moley! That spider certainly disappeared in a hurry! What's the answer to this crazy riddle? Who would build a mechanical spider? For what purpose? It's nowhere around! It won't show itself while I'm here, I suppose... but how about Billy? SHAZAM!

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

I can feel my flesh and clothes! Now I get it! My flesh and clothing are invisible, letting the skeleton show through, like an x-ray! Is th-this the Living Death that weird figure meant last night? Holy Moley!

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

I forgot! Human vampires can change at will into bats! But I can fly, too, my blood-drinking friends!

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Relax, folks! The world is back to normal! After the final unscrambling job, the Marvel Family smashed Sivana's evil invention! Sivana ended up fumbling and bumbling his jumblings and is now mumbling and grumbling to himself in jail!

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

I'll visit the other world and... Holy Moley! No people... no cities... nothing! Th-this is the dead world! Oh no... No... No! How could I make this frightful blunder? That other world... millions of people dead... at my hands!

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Barbed wire wrapped tight around us? Now, start spinning into the air like a wheel! Slice all the lizards loose from the parachutes! They drop like stones!

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

We'll forget your other mistake, Dr. Ralston, ending in deportation! Just don't make the worse mistake of dealing with spies! And tell me... why would they want the germs and cure?

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

'Ah! There's the proof I've been waiting for! It's against all known laws of science for flyaway money to leave footprints in fresh cement... unless it's being carried by an invisible man!'

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Zazzo! You're a mischievous little kid... and you're going to get the punishment a mischievous little kid deserves -- the spanking of your life!

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

There's the Capitol, all right! Sivana didn't move it an inch from its site -- but he brought it back 100 million years in time! Oh-Oh -- I didn't come a moment too soon! That Tyrannosaurus looks mighty hungry!

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

I don't understand why beautiful women making a fuss over me does that to me -- but I can never get my head straight when it happens!

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To think Mr. Morris wanted me to come here to interview batboys for a sports special! Wait till he sees this special! I'd better call our local station to send over some TV cameras! Yes -- it looks to be the wildest baseball game of all time! Hurry!

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