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Quote1.png Holy moley! Quote2.png

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Quote1.png And here's something else, Folks. Everything was quiet after the murder of the scientist known only as 'Hugo' but now the wires are buzzing with activity! Quote2.png

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Quote1.png And now we'll do setting up exercises with you dumb-bells. Quote2.png

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Quote1.png This refugee from a nightmare rates my atomic punch! Quote2.png

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Quote1.png There's only one trouble, Professor! Half of those pieces will hit Earth as meteors! You'll do more harm than ten wars! So I forbid you to go on! Quote2.png

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Quote1.png In order to counteract the fatal spin of the whirlpool, they're taking a giant fan down with them! The fan will churn the water in the opposite direction, thus cancelling out the whirlpool! Quote2.png

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Quote1.png 1900 to 1950 was a golden period in American science and invention! America gave the world the auto, the airplane, the radio, plastics, jets, rockets, X-Ray machine, cyclotron, and other things too numerous to mention! Quote2.png

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Quote1.png By going to the Rock of Eternity, I can visit any time period I wish. Quote2.png

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Quote1.png Our teaching job must be directed at the enemy __ the big bad Nazis and the little yellow Japs! We must teach them a lesson they won't forget for centuries! Quote2.png

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Quote1.png Now explain, before I do you in a braid! What have you got against little Billy Batson? Quote2.png

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Quote1.png Er...No thanks Madam! I don't care to dance right now! Quote2.png

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Quote1.png Holy Moley! Those seven stone idols from the hall of statues have come to life! Quote2.png

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Quote1.png Holy Moley! The whole continent of South America is on the move! Quote2.png

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Quote1.png DEMOCRATIC DUNCES! THE WORLD NEEDS THE IRON HAND OF SIVANA AND CAPTAIN MARVEL! Quote2.png

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Quote1.png Good work men! The first landing party was repulsed! That's forty dead Japs! How much ammunition did you use up? Quote2.png

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Quote1.png And that's what happened on my visit to Indianapolis, folks! No, Percy didn't have to ask Einstein, ha, ha! He just joined my club and you should see the change in him! He even plays in key –- every other note! Ha, ha! Quote2.png

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Quote1.png Holy Moley! This bubble is as hard as steel! Quote2.png

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Quote1.png Chin up, Beautia, two to one says the old geezer got through the whole thing without a scratch. Quote2.png

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Quote1.png Now, you green plum, have you anything to say before I strike? Quote2.png

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Quote1.png Got a spare axe, Jake? And how many trees make 50,000 board feet? Quote2.png

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Quote1.png I -- er -- wish to be in the other universe, where the giant lies sleeping! I wish it! I WISH IT! I WISH IT! Quote2.png

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Quote1.png By golly! She is a help! Maybe Billy and I do need a permanent secretary! If she goes through the day without pulling any boners. Maybe... well... Quote2.png

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Quote1.png You say no samples came out of your radio! I'm sorry! I don't know what happened! I . . . . er . . . . Quote2.png

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Quote1.png I caught you today for crimes committed tomorrow! To put it another way, I caught you yesterday for what you did today! Quote2.png

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Quote1.png Billy told me of your discovery, Professor! We'll visit the other world! This diving suit will protect you in space! Quote2.png

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Quote1.png I'm the one who summons the thunder. Me. And right now I want us to be one. The person Fawcett City needs to survive. Quote2.png

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Quote1.png Hmm... I wonder if it's related to the strange things that have been happening all over the world? And to stop them, Mr. Scarlet and Pinky, Bulletman and Bulletgirl are teaming up with super-heroes nobody's ever heard of before... But they're not having much luck! Holy moley, I don't know how the menace to Earth can be stopped... Without the Marvel Family! Quote2.png

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Quote1.png No matter what evil menace rises up, the Marvel Family is always ready to fight and smash it! Quote2.png

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Quote1.png Simple enough! The magic lightning that blasted into the charmed circle just changed Billy, Freddy and Mary back to the Marvel Family! Now you three are going back to the nether world! ZIGGOZ ZARILLY GOOSH ! Quote2.png

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Quote1.png Wait! Don't tell me we ALL saw flying saucers! Then they must have some connection with all this! Quote2.png

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Quote1.png I won't stop now! I've already done the fire-eating and animal acts! There's no good reason why I can't be a clown too! Quote2.png

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Quote1.png I just stepped over to tell you that the WORLD'S WORST VILLAIN is going to be in your story next month ... and I think you're going to need my help! Quote2.png

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Quote1.png Oh, I'm going to give you something, all right... the back of my hand! Quote2.png

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Quote1.png The designs on it are unmistakably Arabic! It might even have come from the ancient Arabian Nights era! Quote2.png

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Quote1.png Omigosh! Trouble, trouble, trouble! The Natives want the bridge as a sort of big toy! I don't want to fight them and hurt them! Quote2.png

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Quote1.png Well, Folks, Sivana's secret was really a cinch for Capt. Marvel's super-wisdom to figure out. By calculating the orbits and timing of each electron and each atom in a solid wall, he could time his own atoms to pass between those of the wall like smoke through a screen. Each time, however, a slight amount of his own substance got left behind, causing the ghost-like after-image, and finally he used himself all up and there was nothing left after that last fatal wall. And that's the end of my story. Good night, Everybody. Quote2.png

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Quote1.png ... and so I left them all back there on Venus, folks, and I doubt if they'll ever bother us again. Oh, yes! I meant to find out how Sivana managed to get back after he disappeared into that stone wall last month, but that's one thing I guess we never will know now. Good night, all. Quote2.png

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Quote1.png And that writes FINIS to the Kraken legend, folks! Not to mention the vampire bats and the horrible human deep-freeze! Quote2.png

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Quote1.png I'm sorry for you, Spy Smasher, but I wish I could bat some sense into that hoodooed head of yours. Quote2.png

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Quote1.png I never wait for the police -- that's part of the fun. Quote2.png

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Quote1.png Because this is your place of worship, I will not strike the first blow! But I will say that this Dervish is a liar and a cheat, stirring you up to a false fight! Quote2.png

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Quote1.png This is a job for Captain Marvel! Quote2.png

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Quote1.png "Too bad, but you had it coming to you." Quote2.png

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Quote1.png As for the monster men, they don't count. Chuck is still the first human being to reach the top of Mt Mighty. Quote2.png

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Quote1.png Well, I can't bandy words with you now! I've got to get after your nephew! Quote2.png

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

Quote1.png Spider Man --- At Last! Quote2.png

--Billy Batson (Earth-S)

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