Billy Batson (New Earth)/Quotes

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Brother, you are messing with the wrong god-power-wielding dude.

--Billy Batson (New Earth)

All I have to offer Tanita is a friendly smile, a gentle hand, and a few words of comfort. In my mind that's not nearly enough, but it has made her very happy. It has given her a reason to smile, a moment of relief from her fear and pain.

--Billy Batson (New Earth)

Holy Moley!

--Billy Batson (New Earth)

The Spectre, The Agent of the Divine Vengeance. But he's gone mad, he's unraveling all magick"

--Billy Batson (New Earth)

I'll get the JLA and JSA together—just in case. And don't worry, Wizard. I'm sure it's nothing we can't handle.

--Billy Batson (New Earth)

Holy moley... First time I've ever seen anyone scared of a derby hat.

--Billy Batson (New Earth)

When in doubt-- punch it out! That's my new motto!

--Billy Batson (New Earth)

Please let me have enough air left to get this out... SHAZAM!

--Billy Batson (New Earth)

Well, well-- looks like my search is about to run into some interference! STARMAN!

--Billy Batson (New Earth)

Your son wouldn't back down, Mr. Knight. He gave almost as good as he got-- but I don't the bruises to show for it.

--Billy Batson (New Earth)

Wow-- the fight's just started and already you've resorted to hair pulling? Gee whiz!

--Billy Batson (New Earth)

Don't worry, sir-- I like to smile!

--Billy Batson (New Earth)

I'm hesitant to take the power back from Chain Lightning-- and use it myself again. Could she have corrupted it? Do I dare risk unleashing an evil captain marvel on this world?

--Billy Batson (New Earth)

A few months ago, I'd have given anything to see two giant fire-breathing robots up close. Now, they seem to have lost their appeal.

--Billy Batson (New Earth)

He's got bigger fish to fry than a low-rent, demonic, force-wielding butt troll!

--Billy Batson (New Earth)

By the gods and goddesses of all universes and all worlds, I now pronounce you husband and wife.

--Billy Batson (New Earth)

In case you haven't noticed -- Captain Whitebread just saved your life!

--Billy Batson (New Earth)

I'm off to see the Wizard.

--Billy Batson (New Earth)

Okay. I'm done being nice. All done.

--Billy Batson (New Earth)

Welcome to the Rock of Eternity, Freddy.

--Billy Batson (New Earth)

Freddy, there're, like, 12,000 TV screens in here, there's not a lot I don't see.

--Billy Batson (New Earth)

Near as I can figure it, after Shazam died, the Books of Magic sort of got rewritten.

--Billy Batson (New Earth)

Boy-o boy, there's nothing like the feel of the wind in your hair, cruising at mach speed. Forget your worries, your pressures...Forget you're late for school!

--Billy Batson (New Earth)

I think you need a hat to keep the sun off that dome of yours...Let me adjust the brim.

--Billy Batson (New Earth)

Y'know-- I hate to be the one to break it to you, but nobody, and I mean nobody likes nazis, fella!

--Billy Batson (New Earth)

She's not interested in your "pick-up" lines, Jock!

--Billy Batson (New Earth)

You know, you're right, Wizard! It's silly worrying over things I have no control over.

--Billy Batson (New Earth)

Hold on like your life depends on it Sivana, 'cause it probably does!

--Billy Batson (New Earth)

You're leaving, and we haven't fought yet!

--Billy Batson (New Earth)

I hope you had a homeowner's policy on that place, lady!

--Billy Batson (New Earth)