Bizarro (Earth-One)/Quotes

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Us do opposite of all Earthly things! Us hate beauty! Us love ugliness! Is big crime to make anything perfect on Bizarro World!

--Bizarro (Earth-One)

Us do opposite of all Earthly things! Us hate beauty! Us love ugliness! Is big crime to make anything perfect on Bizarro World!

--Bizarro (Earth-One)

Original Shaggy Man all brawn and no brain, so him fight all the time -- but Bizarro-Shaggy Man just opposite -- him only sit and think!

--Bizarro (Earth-One)

Since you am coward with no power, that make you our greatest hero!

--Bizarro (Earth-One)

Me don't belong in world of living people! Me don't know difference between right and wrong -- good and evil!

--Bizarro (Earth-One)

Us do opposite of all Earthly things! Us hate beauty! Us love ugliness! Is big crime to make anything perfect on Bizarro World!

--Bizarro (Earth-One)

You vandals, spoiling our city... but us have returned, inspired by patriotic hate of our country, to stop you!

--Bizarro (Earth-One)

Us help him die faster by scattering Red and White Kryptonite near him! It make him happy!

--Bizarro (Earth-One)

Superman my worst friend, so me get to Earth and warn him! If Amazo am pest here, on world full of imbeciles like me-- Him could foul things up plenty on planet of normal people!

--Bizarro (Earth-One)

If other Bizarros blow up, me be roaming eight corners of world all alone! Me first Bizarro-- But me not want to be last Bizarro too!

--Bizarro (Earth-One)

Innocence am no excuse!

--Bizarro (Earth-One)

Me not ashamed of you no more, son! Keep up bad work and some day you will be worst student on whole planet!!! What a honor!!!

--Bizarro (Earth-One)