Bruce Wayne (Batman 1966 TV Series)/Quotes

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If you can't trust Santa, whom can you trust?

--Bruce Wayne (Batman 1966 TV Series)

Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!

--Bruce Wayne (Batman 1966 TV Series)

I suppose he's passed the acid test Robin.

--Bruce Wayne (Batman 1966 TV Series)

There have been other candidates who have trusted too much to the polls. And they found out that it's the votes that count. Smart politicians trust the voters, not the polls. After all, if you can't trust the voters, whom can you trust?

--Bruce Wayne (Batman 1966 TV Series)

I strongly suspect she extracted the combination to this vault from Bruce Wayne's brain via her Eggplant Jelly Vitamin Scalp Massage.

--Bruce Wayne (Batman 1966 TV Series)

You're a sham, Shame! Don't ever cry on my tights or pull my leg again!

--Bruce Wayne (Batman 1966 TV Series)

Sorry kids, stay back. Sorry, Robin isn't with me.

--Bruce Wayne (Batman 1966 TV Series)

Sometimes you just can't go wrong with a classic.

--Bruce Wayne (Batman 1966 TV Series)

I am a champion of science, but I have serious doubts that the mind of that man can ever be ordered.

--Bruce Wayne (Batman 1966 TV Series)

Whatever the danger, whatever the risk, a crime-fighter must fight crime!

--Bruce Wayne (Batman 1966 TV Series)

Defacing a monument won't erase history. You can step into the role of another life, but you don't have what it takes to live it.

--Bruce Wayne (Batman 1966 TV Series)

The human mind is one of the most powerful and mysterious resources in the universe, Robin. Who knows what ancient memories, dreams and fears we all hold deep within?

--Bruce Wayne (Batman 1966 TV Series)

Since the murder of my parents by dastardly criminals, violence has been anathema to me.

--Bruce Wayne (Batman 1966 TV Series)

Robin, England has no king now. England has a Queen and a great lady she is too.

--Bruce Wayne (Batman 1966 TV Series)

Since the murder of my parents by dastardly criminals, violence has been anathema to me.

--Bruce Wayne (Batman 1966 TV Series)