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Quote1.png Professor Hugo Strange. The most dangerous man in the world! Scientist, philosopher and a criminal genius... little is known of him, yet this man is undoubtedly the greatest organizer of crime in the world. Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

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--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png If you're as terrific as you are as a kid—I pity the criminals when you're a grown man. Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png She's clever and beautiful, yes... And it's a shame that we both work on opposite sides of the law; but I hope-- I mean-- I know we'll meet again-- soon! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png The Joker is America's most cunning criminal, but at the same time he has his own peculiar code of honor! And that code does not include clumsy, brutal crimes! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png I broke into Wylie's office and examined his books. They showed he was heavily in debt! Wylie had bought a lot of Antal's pictures while in Europe. He got them cheaply for Antal was not well known. He knew, however, that he could get fabulous prices for them if Antal suddenly became notoriously famous! He conceived the idea for these "prophetic" murders as he knew the curious public would ask for Antal's pictures. Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png No, Mr. President -- We can't accept any of these weapons! BATMAN NEVER fires a GUN or uses a KNIFE! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Criminals are a superstitious cowardly lot -- so I have to wear a disguise that will strike terror into their hearts! I must be a creature of the night, black, terrible, like a... a... a bat! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png I'm here. And as Police Commissioner, I am placing you under arrest as a fugitive from justice! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Try to kill Robin, will you? I'm going to give you the beating of your life! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png We're parting company, Dick. From now on the Batman works alone! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Bruce Wayne lost Dick, but the Batman can bring him back again! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png The only thing I'm sorry about is, I'm saving you from the electric chair! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png The great lesson of democracy is that all men are created equal. Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Okay youngster... we're going out tonight, but not to catch crooks! I'm going to give you a taste of night-life! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Crooks are people of habit! If a trick works once, they keep on repeating it, even after they're caught and serve time. Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Well, Dick, your parents have been avenged! Now you can go back to circus life! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png If you suddenly feel as if you were hit on the head... If you're weak in the knees, and you can't see straight... Brother, that's love! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Uh-oh! The Professor is going to ask us to take another trip to the past, Dick! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Remember, we never kill with weapons of any kind! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png It's a strange mission, but if we're needed on Mars, we'll go! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png It's my eyes! I can't see, Dick... I can't see! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png When it comes to the Joker being dead- I'm not gambling on it! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png An ex-convict who goes straight deserves a chance at happiness! Especially when he looks just like me! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Leonardo da Vinci was called a Batman when he made a flying machine with bat-like wings! People thought it was magic! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Chill, I want to tell you a story... without an ending! Maybe you can supply it! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png The real hero of this case was - The Batcave! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Why don't you laugh, Joker? Laugh! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png I think it's time Batman helped Bruce Wayne solve a mystery! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png People who waste valuable time are really enemies of mankind. Think of all the fine cures for disease and inventions that might be found if they made use of their precious time! It's worth thinking about- Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png There it is, Dick- the new Batplane! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Well... here we are Robin! This is what a jungle Batman and Robin look like! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png There's your answer, my friend. The public always will be attracted to something with morbid overtones -- They're probably hoping for another murder! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Only the human brain behind the machine can be good or evil... never the machine itself! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Robin -- What is this? What are these handcuffs doing on me? Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Chief Man-of-the-Bats? I don't understand! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png You're forcing me to do something I thought I'd never do in public! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Santa is real and always will be if we believe in the spirit he stands for-- Good, cheer, unselfishness, and love of the fellow man! That's the real Santa Claus! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Three armed men against one woman? Is that fair? Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Your house-napping days will soon be over! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png You forget, fella, that being Batman and Robin is almost a full-time job in itself! There's a lot more to it than chasing crooks! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png I never carry a gun! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png The people of Gladeville are human beings with human rights- and I'm going to see that those rights are recognized! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png People who throw bombs at glass houses shouldn't get away with it! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png The world forgets its tyrants, Dick- but never does it forget those heroes who fight for human rights! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png If it's the Joker's job, anything can happen! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png I'll have to become an ex-con myself! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png You should have known better than to come back to Gotham City, Penguin! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png We are normal size! We never were pigmies at all! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png I give you my word that Steve Travers served the underworld only to protect his fiancée from death- and he helped me destroy his criminal clients! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png I can see the future, Loom! Yours! I see you walking into a big gray building up the river- but I can't see you ever coming out again! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png This world will be a better place without you! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png But we three are the only ones who know the true story of Frankenstein! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png I could have killed you, Morgan, but I've got a code of honor to live by- something you wouldn't understand! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png He got away! An invisibile criminal at large in Gotham City! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Learn something new everyday, I always say- Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png There's no such thing as a ghost! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Being hated by criminals goes with a lawman's job! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Crime is an underground railroad that always leads to the same grim end! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png I admire beauty... Especially a beauty like you! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png A thousand trophies-- and everyone represents a souvenir from an important case! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png I, Batman? Ridiculous! Why, for me to be that fellow Batman would ruin my social schedule! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png He should have known Batman would be used to fighting in the dark! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png We'll construct a Bat-Signal that's bullet-proof! And while we're at it, there are other improvements that are badly needed! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Dick! I can't believe it-- but it's happened! Another item has been stolen from the Batcave! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png It-- it must have been that radioactive dye! It's made me completely invisible! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Actually, Robin, the Batcave was first discovered by accident! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Thanks a million for your help-- Batman! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png What you shot at was a full-length mirror which reflected my image from the doorway in which I was standing behind you! I put that mirror there to draw your fire away from me! Who's the chump now, chump? Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png I want a complete written confession from you about those jewel robberies, or else I'll cut this rope. Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Who sent you, may I ask? Your choice, gentlemen! Tell me! Or I'll kill you! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png You shall talk now, Dala, you witch! I thought you an accomplice of your evil master who calls himself the Monk. So you are vampires!! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Criminals are a superstitious cowardly lot. So my disguise must be able to strike terror into their hearts. I must be a creature of the night, black, terrible... a . a... a bat! That's it! It's an omen. I shall become a bat! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png What's the meaning of all this melodrama? Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Hindu idol worshipers, death-notes. All sounds very melodramatic. Maybe I'll write a story about it! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Don't you think that fellow might catch cold with his chest exposed like that? Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png My parents too were killed by a criminal. That's why I've devoted my life to exterminate them. Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Vanity, sheer vanity! I like to look at myself! Always enjoy looking in the mirror! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png If you can't beat them "inside" the law, you must beat them "outside" it-- and that's where I come in! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Gunplay always did bother me! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Being Americans is enough of an award! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Sorry! I'm allergic to guns! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png A gun! A very dangerous toy! Drop it before it goes off and scares you to death! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png There are lots of strange things that man has been unable to explain in the past. Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png No time for questioning, Robin, keep punching! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Robin, will you please kick me in the pants... and do it without asking any questions? Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png You've been working too hard! I prescribe a vacation from crime... A long vacation! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Just a minute, Cavalier! Before you try to knock me out with that chair, I think I ought to tell you I know who you are-- Mortimer Drake! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png It went off like clockwork! For a counterfeit hundred-dollar bill and a hamburger, I gave Slim all the dope! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png You can crack a safe-but I can crack a jaw! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png My parents too were killed by a criminal. That's why I've devoted my life to exterminate them. Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Bruce Wayne is giving up his life-long dream of devoting his life to the fight against crime... a gauntlet that will be taken up by someone known only as -- The Batman! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png He sacrificed himself so I could live! I'll be back for you, Robin! If you're alive, I'll find you! I swear it, Robin... I'll be back! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png I found and captured the Scarecrow, of course... but more important... that night I found Bruce Wayne. And I found the woman who would share my life for the next twenty years. She's been gone, now, for many months it still seems impossible to me. Her death was pointless, tragic... but I have long since given up trying to find meaning in death. The meaning is in life, not death... and Selina's life was full of meaning as it was of love, and spirit and courage. And when my time comes to join her... I would only hope the same could be said for me. Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png The trouble is you don't know which witch is which! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png This case is beginning to make sense! But the wrong kind of sense! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Some day the Batman and Robin are going to get tired of putting that laughing hyena behind bars every few months. Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png There are some things beyond human understanding! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Then it's settled! Bruce Wayne and Dick Grayson go separate ways from now on! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png If a man doesn't even try to make good with a second chance, he doesn't deserve a third! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Flint is trying desperately to join the Bullet Hole Club. He may have an ulterior motive. The best way to find out is to give him enough rope to hang himself! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Wait, Batman! What are you doing with that gun? Batman doesn't use a gun! BATMAN NEVER KILLS! Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png When the Joker is in action, you forget about the word "impossible". Quote2.png

--Bruce Wayne (Earth-Two)

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