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A talking ant... dressed like Superman... sure. Why not? 
Hello, hello, people online and around the world. Welcome to the livestream premiere of Steppin' Out with Sideways. Name the location and we're off! No place too far or too secret is out of reach. I can take you on the ride of your life.
Probably should have read the files after you killed for them... But you did say you wanted to go places... and I'm the guy to send you off...
Now I've got to act all super-heroey, against an obvious super-villain, when all I really want is to find my pants.
I felt trapped in a lie. So I ran. Straight for the door. And I stopped listening. Sideways turned my life upside down... I just couldn't face her.
Secrets destroyed my life. Maybe it was time to put them to rest. I knew there was a rage inside. I wanted to keep it bottled up, hidden away. But I also knew it wanted to escape. So when it did, it became a torrent. And when it subsided... I realized what a terrible mistake I'd made.
I brought reinforcements. Buff dude in a T-shirt and blue jeans. He said his name was Superman... I said prove it.'
The name's Sideways and I'm here to stop you.
Don't mind stupid when it feels right.
Are you the one who killed my mother?
Turns out it could, and I assured him I'd use my amazing powers to become "a force of good" while he promised we'd meet again.
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