Diana of Paradise Island (Earth-Two)/Quotes

I see you're chaining me to the cookstove. What a perfect caveman idea!

--Diana of Paradise Island (Earth-Two)

Get strong! Earn your own living -- Join the WAACs or WAVEs and fight for your country! Remember the better you can fight the less you'll have to!

--Diana of Paradise Island (Earth-Two)

Merciful Minerva! What are Plant People! And what in seven spheres is Rykornia?

--Diana of Paradise Island (Earth-Two)

Only an atomic explosion can produce this effect! This must mean that Trixia, a hostile country, has unexpectedly perfected an atom bomb of tremendous power! And if one bomb -- why not many? I must inform Military Intelligence!

--Diana of Paradise Island (Earth-Two)

Merciful Minerva -- Zarikan has more windmills than Holland -- No wonder Holliday College sent the girls down here to study their windmill water supply system!

--Diana of Paradise Island (Earth-Two)

What's an angel? I think I'd rather be a woman.

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What a wonderful help this will be to me — in helping me fight crime and injustice in Man's World!

--Diana of Paradise Island (Earth-Two)

I'm in a hot spot! Lucky we Amazons practice enduring heat by repulsing it with our body electricity!

--Diana of Paradise Island (Earth-Two)

It's wonderful to feel my strength bound again -- Power without self-control tears a girl to pieces!

--Diana of Paradise Island (Earth-Two)

No, Mr. Modern. I'm your daughter's slave in Grown-Down Land -- I'm here to kidnap you!

--Diana of Paradise Island (Earth-Two)

Just as I suspected -- A LEPRECHAUN, with his beard caught under a rock. But of course only a member of the world of "LITTLE PEOPLE" could talk under water and not drown! Merciful Minerva! He's my old pal, Shaggy!

--Diana of Paradise Island (Earth-Two)

These "rocks" are really BOMBS filled with phosphoric chemicals, which burn when exposed to air. The chemicals repel water -- they drove the sea back and stranded our ship on the bottom!

--Diana of Paradise Island (Earth-Two)

Have you asked Steve how he feels about dating an ex-gorilla?

--Diana of Paradise Island (Earth-Two)

I could end the war myself -- with the compelling power of the magic lasso... but I won't! You can't force people to stop hating!

--Diana of Paradise Island (Earth-Two)

By the way, I'm not a girl... I'm a full-grown woman. A girl is smaller -- like your size!

--Diana of Paradise Island (Earth-Two)

I am not interested in odds, Doctor! All I care about is a MAN... A man I don't want to lose.... to something INSANE you call WAR!

--Diana of Paradise Island (Earth-Two)

I'm so accustomed to being treated with equality, I don't know how to react when I'm not.

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Greetings, Angle Man. We haven't been formerly introduced, but any enemy of your Wonder Woman is an enemy of mine!

--Diana of Paradise Island (Earth-Two)

Kindness works like that! A little bit of encouragement instead of ridicule can work wonders!

--Diana of Paradise Island (Earth-Two)

If people only realized how today shapes tomorrow, they'd watch their step!

--Diana of Paradise Island (Earth-Two)

I can't just go looking for things to do mother!

--Diana of Paradise Island (Earth-Two)

I'll change with you Betty--our figures are just alike!

--Diana of Paradise Island (Earth-Two)

Phobos at last! The ONLY body in the entire Solar System which appears to RISE in the west and SET in the east! -- By Argus' hundred eyes -- I'm being met by a welcoming committee!

--Diana of Paradise Island (Earth-Two)

By Neptune's trident! All of Venus' water areas, as well as this ocean, is dried-up! I'm going to crash unless -- !

--Diana of Paradise Island (Earth-Two)

If you come in peace, I welcome you! But if you intend hostility - I advise you to reconsider!

--Diana of Paradise Island (Earth-Two)

Remember, the better you can fight the less you'll have to!

--Diana of Paradise Island (Earth-Two)

These Saturnic captives are dangerous girls! You'd better put Venus Girdles on them before untying their hands.

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Wait, fellow members! We all want to see Hawkman safe, but he must have given us these musical notes for a reason, and it's our duty to find out that reason!

--Diana of Paradise Island (Earth-Two)

After we explain, you'll be so proud of the Justice Society that you'll drop your honorary memberships and again become actual fighting members.

--Diana of Paradise Island (Earth-Two)

The JSA can afford to put everything aside- till it sees what it can do to save a boy's life!

--Diana of Paradise Island (Earth-Two)

You remind me of someone - - Great Hera! Now I remember! You look like Dr. Psycho, who could conjure up any form or disguise from Ectoplasm!

--Diana of Paradise Island (Earth-Two)