Edgewood Smith (Earth-S)/Quotes

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Why go into this alley? It's the opposite way from the theater! Are you sure you're a mad scientist?

--Edgewood Smith (Earth-S)

You see, the combined action of my Revitalizer Syrup and Chloroform rearranges the body cells in a different time dimension! It's a slight flaw that I'd meant to get around to fixing sometime!

--Edgewood Smith (Earth-S)

This is a GENUINE relic of Atlantis, in the period 14000 - 12000 B.C.! Note the use of striated coral! The metals were obviously fused under concentrated sunlight, a well-known Atlantean discovery!

--Edgewood Smith (Earth-S)

I'm in trouble, Billy! My KISS OF FIRE Gun was such a flop that now the Army refuses to test my new Atomic Jet Plane! Their test pilots aren't allowed to go up in it!

--Edgewood Smith (Earth-S)

Poor Billy! He got you, too! You see, the invention I was working on at school after hours was this... lifelike robots! They're covered with flesh-like plastics and look perfectly human! But the real secret is this metallic robot brain,, which is able to absorb all memory from its human counterpart! Thus the robots could think and act just like the people themselves arousing no suspicion! I was going to surprise you with them and confided in the janitor... which was my sad mistake!

--Edgewood Smith (Earth-S)

Nothing matters! Haven't you read this new scientific treatise by Dr. Hans Hogt? It proves conclusively that the Earth's topsoil will vanish completely in 782,000 years! When the topsoil is gone, nothing will grow! There'll be no plants of any kind! Every creature on Earth will die of starvation! Only 782,000 years to go! It hardly seems worthwhile to carry on!

--Edgewood Smith (Earth-S)

I missed that time! I'll smash them now! It may cost my life! But it will end this trouble I've caused!

--Edgewood Smith (Earth-S)

Look at these charts! They show that all the planets in our Solar System have moved closer to Earth! They act as though something -- or someone -- is propelling them through space! The Spacemaster will destroy Earth in a vast inter-planetary collision! He must control a tremendous power of magnetic repulsion to force planets into motion!

--Edgewood Smith (Earth-S)