Evelyn Crawford (Prime Earth)/Quotes

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Look, I hate to be the grownup here. But if the world ends, and everybody dies, there will be no one left to make whiskey. And I really, really like my whiskey.

--Evelyn Crawford (Prime Earth)

Konichiwa bitches!

--Evelyn Crawford (Prime Earth)

Hey, you must be great at parties. Instant Sno-Cones! Just add -- GAAAAHHH! Popsicle hands! Not my flavor!

--Evelyn Crawford (Prime Earth)

My uncle Earl always said, a base of operations just makes it easier for your enemies to find you and kill you.

--Evelyn Crawford (Prime Earth)

I think the talking salad should leave.

--Evelyn Crawford (Prime Earth)

Look, buddy-- I just broke my hand, and I've been stabbed in the shoulder. So this may take two, maybe three hits. My apologies in advance.

--Evelyn Crawford (Prime Earth)

Act normal. Do what you actuary-types always do. Crunch numbers, play Angry Birds, whatever.

--Evelyn Crawford (Prime Earth)

All right, you Edgar Allen Poe-looking bastard. Prepare to meet your maker. Who, by the looks of ya, is Tim Burton.

--Evelyn Crawford (Prime Earth)