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Quote1.png Aside from Stewart and me, you're one of the best damn sharpshooters in the Corps. Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png He was smarter than Bats, although nobody ever noticed. Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png Mean, macho and greased to kick butt. Armed with a bad attitude, a bad haircut, and the baddest power ring in the universe. Quite the man. Quite the specimen. Only trouble is... he's not me! Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png I always was the best. Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png The only key to living forever -- is not being forgotten. Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png Now if dat ain't the rudest. Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png I'm the guy who died playing the game your way, and didn't even get a gravestone as thanks for it. And you know what? That's fine by me, because now I know how the world really works. Someone has to be the garbage man for you people. And guess who just got hired. Don't thank me... just stay out of my yard, and I'll stay out of yours. Until you mess up again, of course. Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png The whole world is ending and you couldn't give me another chance to be a hero. But screw it. I don't need a ring to be an MVP. So hang on to your hats, amigos. Looks like it's finally party time! Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png Fear is the mind-killer. Overcome it before it overcomes you. Doesn't matter if you're a cop, a coach or a superhero...we all need to find the strength to be brave. With a little bravery and a half-assed plan, maybe one day you can grow up just like me. I'm Guy Gardner. And I'm a Green Lantern. Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png I'm surprised you agreed to Waller running this caper, Hal. Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png We don't need Gods, Tora. We got the Justice League. And the Justice League is all about savin' the world. Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png Duck all you want, Dorkstar! Sooner or later, I'm gonna make wallpaper outta you! Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png We got company. An' since these jerks don't look like the welcomin' committee -- take 'em down! Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png You have the right to scream as loud as ya want while I kick your ass! Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png Well I'm a firm believer in matter-- over assess who murder Green Lanterns! Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png Beware my freakin' power, Guy Gardner's Might! Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png Scary, huh, Natu? Confined spaces and spiders...brrr! Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png Listen up. We're the Green Lantern Corps. We're the best team in the universe. If we believe in each other, if we trust in each other, if we conquer fear... we're unstoppable. Together, we can turn all this around. But first, there's something we gotta do. Our power's gotta match our will. So together now, rings forward, and -- Recharge! Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png No way, old man! You'll never get me back on your damn planet! I'm the last true Green Lantern, and Green Lanterns fly free! Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png Whattaya mean you're on duty? This is a night to party down, Jordan... or are you wimps really the Green Lantern Corpse? Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png And just give us the facts ma'am. Just the facts... Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight... I wish I may, I wish I might... find these evil bastards and kick their asses. Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png Now where's McFly? I wanna be the first to shake... his wing... Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png Yeah, please, try and use your ring, gimme a reason to cook your ass instead of lugging you back to Oa to interrogate ya. Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png Wars aren't supposed to break out during diplomatic meetings, ya chuckleheads. Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png Ya gotta be kidding me -- green, yellow, red, blue, violet -- it's like Walt Disney threw up -- what the hell's going on out there? Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png I sure hope not, 'cause pug-ugly, red-faced barbarians with an ax to grind don't grow on trees! And hell, kicking your ass every once in awhile never gets old! You complete me, Bolly! Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png Okay, my vacation is ruined and now I'm pissed. GET ME THE MANAGER! NOW! Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png Crappity crap crap... we are in for a world of freakin' hurt. Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png You bastards killed him. AND NOW I'M GONNA KILL ALL OF YOU!! Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png Red is Green. Green is Red. Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png Let's light up this son of a bitch like a Christmas tree. Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png Call the Cops. I'm gonna make a citizen's arrest. Hey, you! C'mere! Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png Listen, Ranx. We got Lanterns the size of planets. We ain't scared by a little city. Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png Maybe there's no air in space, but something still smells rotten. Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png Walking out, lady! Hurry up and check me through! Guy Gardner has a long-overdue appointment -- with a ring! Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png I was a Green Lantern before, even if it was only for a day -- but this time, I'm goin' on forever! Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png What is this? All I ever get is this "not for your own benefit" jazz! Can't use my ring to pop a beer can without hearin' about it from Hal Jordan! Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png Qward! You're those weaponer guys! The guys who invented those yellow power rings that suck off our rings! The guys Jordan used to tangle with! The guys who worship evil! Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png If I'm right... It means I've gotta use my power... and stomach the pain... for as long as it takes. And if I'm wrong... it'll be for nothin'. Okay. So let's find out how smart I am. Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png Forget it. If I don't wanna work for the Justice League... and even if I got a beef with the Guardians... you think I'm gonna work for a cheap thug like you? Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png Fight me for the ring, Hal. Like a man. One full-scale fight. Winner gets the sector. Loser quits the Corps. Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png Face it, kid...some of us were meant to be heroes...and some of us were meant to be warriors. Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png This you gotta hear, Kyle. Let me tell you, we had some time... Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png I can't believe it. I finally get what I been wanting all along. I'm finally it. And nobody'll buy it! Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png We got hurt Lanterns all over the place, Cyborg-Superman and Super-Psycho Junior missin' from their sciencells, Sinestro's band of merry men lightin' up the universe, Kyle Rayner's been kidnapped--and you buncha babies wanna cry and hold on ta stupid grudges?! Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png So much for interplanetary peace, love, and understanding. Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png Not to belabor the obvious -- but I am seriously pissed. Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png With great power comes great responsibility. Scratch that last part and insert great fun! Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png I never used any name but my own before. But I figure it's time for a change. From now on it's WARRIOR. Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png You twisted diseased maniac. Always tryin' to be the boy scout. Always tryin' to do what others think is the right thing. It's guys like you that always end up with ulcers or in a tower with a gun goin' postal. Well, Hal ol' buddy... Guy Gardner ain't got no ulcers! Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png Your local forecast is a fist-storm with an increasing chance of hospitalization. Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png Well, it's all been a little overwhelmin', Miss Grant. All the light and people. I've always dreamed of havin' a place like this to come to, but now that it's finally comin' true, I ... uh ... well ... I'm feelin' pretty damn powerful! Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png Y'hear that, folks? I'm here to save you. Me, the guy nobody thought was good enough to be a Green Lantern. Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png Don't deserve it, he says. That's what they all say. "Guy don't deserve it. Guy don't deserve nothin'. Guy's garbage." All my life they been makin' me feel like garbage. All of 'em. Lovers. Partners. Enemies. Parents. But I hung in. I took it. I showed 'em! I have nothing... 'cept what I took. 'Cept what I got by my own pain. By my own guts! By my own strength! Remember, damn it -- when you gotta do somethin', you give it everything. No doubts. No softness. No nothin'! Yeah, Sinestro. You got the experience. You got the brains. You got the control. But I got one thing you ain't got. I got your ring! Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png Nobody this ugly has my favorite Guy's best interests at heart. Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png Well, if I'm gonna go to the principal's office it might as well be for a good reason. Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png Jeeze, was I really this dumb? Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png A body count, huh? That's almost enough to cheer me up. Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png What was the idiot thinking? That I'd go out at night without a power ring aura around me? In New York City? Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png Some say I'm a loser 'cause of my anger. No, I'm a loser, 'cause throughout my whole life I've had everything taken from me. Well, bein' a hero's the only place I can let my anger out and do some good. And nobody's takin' that away. Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png This is war, and I say -- take no prisoners. Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png Bad move, pal. You coulda done some serious damage. You coulda messed up my comic book! Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png Who the hell d'ya think you are, huh? Who the hell do you think you are!? C'mon, get up, ya stupid punk. Ya think you're the only one who got pushed around when he was a kid? Ya think you're the only one who hadda learn to watch his back? C'mon -- get up -- so I can show you how I used t'handle those creeps! Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png Just try 'n' ignore me! Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png From now on, the brand-spankin' new Justice League America is gonna take their marchin' orders from me! And if they don't, I'll power ring their lousy butts all the way to Pluto! Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png Let's face it. The whole flaming world owes us big time. Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png If you need somebody to plant some seeds--call yourelf a real Gardner! Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png That's the way you deal with scum like them. That's the way I'm going to deal with everyone who crosses me! Just watch and learn, becauce this is the wave of the future! Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png Oh, come on! You really think we're gonna throw in with these wimpos? Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png Y'know, I never noticed before what a lovely flag you soviets have. Who's your designer? Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png Man, what a rush. I looove smashing through spaceships. Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png Gosh, fellows--what's all the ruckus? I hope there's not any trouble!' Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png So it's true? He's dead? Someone killed Beetle? Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png I don't know. My specialty is turning people on. Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png I knew I was a hero and I didn't give a good damn what anybody else thought. To me, bein' a hero means doin' the right thing, no matter the odds or anybody's opinion. You do what you gotta do. Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png This is our greatest failure ever. Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png It ain't what's on a guy's finger that makes him a hero like yours truly -- it's the fact that, ring or no ring, he never backs down from a fight. Beat that, fanboy. Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png You think this world is one big classroom, don't ya? And everyone is just dying for ya to teach them all about peace and equality and all that other pious crap! Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

Quote1.png Hugs and kisses to you too, Kyle Quote2.png

--Guy Gardner (New Earth)

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