Guy Gardner (Prime Earth)/Quotes

This won't end here. We all know it. I got just one hope in this whole terrible thing. Maybe, somehow... we take that monster down with us.

--Guy Gardner (Prime Earth)

Well, being a civilian's way messier than ringslingin'. Having a normal life isn't all it's cracked up to be.

--Guy Gardner (Prime Earth)

No Alpha Lantern escaped the Alpha Lanterns.

--Guy Gardner (Prime Earth)

Putting us Earth Lanterns under the lights is getting to be a habit with you, huh?

--Guy Gardner (Prime Earth)

I don't know how you're doing all this, but I do know that all you are is an emotional vampire -- seems like all you do is feed on others to feel something you can't.

--Guy Gardner (Prime Earth)

These Keepers may have been immune to our rings, but they sure as hell ain't immune to lead!

--Guy Gardner (Prime Earth)

The Guardians can try to convince me till they're blue in the face that he's a part of my Corps again, but I ain't buying what they're selling!

--Guy Gardner (Prime Earth)

Did you just say "festoon"? The hell kind of word is "festoon"? Maybe you could win a spelling bee. Here's your chance to back up that fancy vocabulary with your mitts. I didn't bring my ring. Take off yours. Let's find out who's champ. You win, you can "festoon."

--Guy Gardner (Prime Earth)

Anything that had to be settled between the two Corps, me and the Ark already settled it. We took the lumps so you don't have to. Now it's behind us. We're gentlemen like that. I see another Green being a fool, I'm gonna take it up with them. Personally.

--Guy Gardner (Prime Earth)

There's four legs on a table. Four walls on a house. And four seats in a Mustang GT. We're the Four Corpsmen. You don't screw with what works.

--Guy Gardner (Prime Earth)

Sweet Moses, Johnny. Rayner went and turned into the Energizer Lantern.

--Guy Gardner (Prime Earth)

Slap a fresh coat of paint on the welcome wagon, Sindy. We're ba-aaack.

--Guy Gardner (Prime Earth)

Roland Gardner. For the crime of knocking me around when I was a kid -- your penalty is death.

--Guy Gardner (Prime Earth)

You talk about cutting loose? Let me show you what that means!

--Guy Gardner (Prime Earth)

I'm gonna educate you. Right into traction.

--Guy Gardner (Prime Earth)

Are you sure you want my attention? 'Cause one more word -- and I will staple your tongue to your forehead.

--Guy Gardner (Prime Earth)

I'm done being the good guy.

--Guy Gardner (Prime Earth)

We're red. YOU'RE DEAD.

--Guy Gardner (Prime Earth)

We can't handle this. We can't. Teenage Kryptonian Red Lantern? Come on. That's too much.

--Guy Gardner (Prime Earth)

Get in line, pal. You ain't the first, and I guarantee you won't be the last. Worse than you have tried to take Guy Gardner down! And you know what? You know what? I'm still here, you BASTARD! I'm still here!

--Guy Gardner (Prime Earth)

How many innocents did you hurt -- did you kill--because you felt bad about yourself? Wah wah, Gardner stole my ring. I didn't steal it. You couldn't keep it.

--Guy Gardner (Prime Earth)

We protect the earth.

--Guy Gardner (Prime Earth)

Show me... I see... Show me why you're angry. I see so much... Everyone's anger... Linked... Connected... Too much. Too much.

--Guy Gardner (Prime Earth)

I'll be the first to admit it. Kind of haven't been myself lately.

--Guy Gardner (Prime Earth)

S-Sorry, buddy. I've got anger management issues myself. Fact, being the rational one in an argument is new territory for me.

--Guy Gardner (Prime Earth)

You're me. And there's only ever gonna be room enough for one me.

--Guy Gardner (Prime Earth)

You could have a whole Doom army and two Green Lanterns would still be more than enough to deal with you weirdos.

--Guy Gardner (Prime Earth)

Someone goes after one of us, they go after all of us.

--Guy Gardner (Prime Earth)

The Book of Oa's got the answers.

--Guy Gardner (Prime Earth)

I'm sorry... we have a new Power Battery?

--Guy Gardner (Prime Earth)

It doesn't matter. It's a power ring. Whatever color... all that matters is what I do with it.

--Guy Gardner (Prime Earth)

Narf...is....awesome. Actually... I'm his teacher... so I'm awesome.

--Guy Gardner (Prime Earth)