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Listen up, 'cuz I'm gonna tell you this really great story and you're gonna love it. It's gonna make your brains explode like spaghetti. Ready? Okay. No interrupting! Okay. Once upon a time, not so so long ago, there was a most amazing person... who was from everywhere and nowhere. And her name was... Ta-da! Harleen Quinzel. 
From the moment Harleen met Ivy... she knew Ivy was a super-special person. Ivy was one of those people who always had questions. Mostly, Ivy had all this stuff she wanted to talk about... that other people weren't talking about. Even when it bugged other people. Ivy didn't care. Which was cool. Super cool. The best thing to do with a super-special person is to make them your friend. So that's what Harleen did.
Mama, a.k.a. Benny, a.k.a. the fairy godperson of the story, a.k.a. yes, I know Little Red Riding Hood doesn't have a fairy godperson, shut up. Mama gets to be the fairy godperson of the story because he said he is a fairy and because he is the most non-booger person in any story ever.
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