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This page contains a listing of notable quotes by Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth).

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Quote1 HELP WANTED. Looking for a few brassy lassies willing to make the world a better place, take a bite out of crime, and b a part of something bigger than themselves... There will be no background check, as experience with insubordinance will only work to your advantage in the hiring process. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 But the clown-spankin' truth is this, our strength comes not from being whole, but from bein' broken differently. Because there's enough of us, we are whole together. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Ya wanna know what this is really about, Mistah J? It's about cognitive empathy. It's about finally understandin' what it was like ta be me in our relationship. By experiencin' what it's like ta be trapped. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Gotham needs you to get your @#$$ together, or we're all gonna die! Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 This can't be like all the other times. This story needs to change. It needs an ending. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 With that in mind, we opted for the next best thing...a big, splashy holiday special! Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 My rational mind can recognize pain when I see it. But my rational mind is in a pretty small box. All tied up with a bow on it. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Hey, Grifter! Anyone ever tell you you're supposed to break out of jail-- not into it, you idiot? Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Welcome, ladies and genocides! Ta the Annual Villain Awards!'' Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Holee hairy scarlet an' scary! What the fuzzy hell are YOU? I mean...WHO the fuzzy hell are you? Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Okay, my li'l sea treasure...Let's see if ya got any interestin' messages in you. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! It's hysterical, Mr. J! Welp, scratch one slinky stink bomb! Let her have it, puddin'! Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Right now what I want... is to hold onto what I have. Because without that, I'm not sure I have anything. Aww, jeez! I blew the whistle on him! What was I thinking?! Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 My book, Red Tool. I never lose. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Not everyone understands her intentions are for the good' of the whole wide world! I'm her best friend. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Mmmm, spiked eggnog. It's like the cream a' Christmas in a spoon! Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Holee-Clusterfolee, it's a friggin' zoo in here! Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Bruce Wayne, yer millionaire butt is sooo mine. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 I would be instigating mayhem everywhere I go! Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Understood, Dr. Hertz. Too much of anything is no good. Not. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Nice to meet'cha too. Anyone ever tell you your breath stinks of cheese farts? Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Sorry. I was tryin' out somethin' for our new team. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Well, if you ain't findin' my bodacious bongos distractin'-- I'm sure you'll be mesmerized by my resplendent rear end! Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Look, I'm in no mood for this crap. Especially after the day I been havin! Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 What's gonna happen here is, I'm gonna turn off the lights fer two minutes, an' when I turn 'em back on, whoever's still standin' gets the job. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 I must let the world know about my craving. I want pancakes and I want them now! Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Yeah, but it's like twenty-five bucks now. They oughta give you a massage with that, y'know? I mean, I can almost buy five comics with that. It's crime on a Wednesday, I tell ya. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Gotham's so pretty from this distance. I miss my friends, but the city itself has changed ... I've changed, too. I love the home I have now." Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 I love it! It's so... cinematic! Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 That was so not romantic. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 The rest of you have five seconds before I take your tacky tickle toys and find new places ta shove 'em! Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Maybe we should just let 'im... y'know... kick the bucket natcherly. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Holee stinkerolee! It smells like a turd's butthole back here. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Hey, shishka-bimbo... You try an' turn my friend into cole slaw... and I'm gonna go all hibachi steakhouse on your ass! Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 How's my babies? Anyone squeeze out some more ammo for mama? Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 What the Hell? That suit! What are you, the president'a my fan club? Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Welcome, everybody, ta the greatest show in the whole wide world! My birth name is Harleen Quinzel, but my friends an' enemies know me simply as Harley Quinn! I will be your host-est with the most-est this evening! Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 What part of what I said didn't you guys get? If anyone is doin' any Scooby-Dooin' around here, it's me. Just me. No damned meddlin' kids allowed. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Harley's back, bitches. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 I'm Harley Quinn. Twice the smarts of Batman and all the vitamins of a bowl of oranges. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 A hammer, a dog and no rules! What else could a gal want?! Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Y'see, Granny, takin' people less fortunate than meself an' herdin' them ta certain death... it just ain't my je ne sais quoi. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Ugh...Th-That stings. Ya c-can hit me with that hammer a hundred times--but I learned the meanin' o' life! Or, at least, my life! There ain't nothin'--and I mean nothin'--I love more than seein' a grade-A jerkface like you so furious! I'm havin' the time o' my life! Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Attention Losers! Ya just messed with the wrooooong secret headquarters! So says Harley Quinn!... I can play whack-a-mook all day, ya mooks! Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Let's be real, yer dyin' for the approval of yer dad, and he ain't even qualified to give it! He should always want ya to be the best version of yerself, even if ya fight about it! Don't become a monster for someone who doesn't even want the best for ya! Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Listen up! What's the best holiday? Christmas! I don't need to tell ya, I been havin' a real hard time lately! An' Christmas has been the one thing I'm lookin' forward to! If ya ruin it fer me... I'll kill all y'all and hang ya with th' stockings! Ho ho ho! Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 I like ta cause a ruckus as much as anyone. What I don't understand is -- why do it for such boring old ideas?! I mean, if yer gonna be evil, at least make it interestin'. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Bats -- after all we've been through, all the ups and downs -- ya really think I'm irredeemable? Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 I took on Apokolips! Just like she said! Heck, I survived a relationship with th' Joker! I got more guts in my boot heel than she does in her entire family! Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Don't worry, ma. I already laughed in the face a Death once today. An' if he comes back, I'll do it again. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 I mean, for one thing...you thought you could tie me up? Me? I'll have you know, professionals have tied me up--and not just Ivy on date night, either! Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 We usually do bat for the bad guys. Pun intended. But where has it gotten us? It's the same joke over and over. We've heard that punch line. But maybe we need a change. Maybe we should try being heroes. ...And not just when we're framed for a bunch of murders. For real. ...Babe? Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 What kind of alien ass do I gotta kick?! Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 I'm gonna creatify me some art! Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 We had two bags a' catnip, seventy-five rounds a' hollow point bullets, half a bag a' fried bacon an' three copies a' Death of Superman. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Love makes ya crazy, Mistah V, but sometimes ya get so mixed up an' crazy in love, y'can't tell that yer sweetie is nasty an' yer relationship is toxic. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Hey, so, this has been so fun. But sadly, I got to go. Now, as I do... I want to leave you with one thought. A reminder, really. Booster did it! Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Wait, Wally's alive?! Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Body not working like it should, Middy? Parasite's pirating your enhancements. Gotta change your Wi-Fi password regularly, I always say. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Ya wanna know what else I think about the Fist of Cain? I think they're gonna haveta do a major membership drive after this. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Aw, Mr. Reed. You thought you could "outevil" us. The Friggin' Suicide Squad. You made a deal with demons. What'd you think would happen, ya silly goose? Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Harley, I'm trying to figure out why you're trapped. Why you're trapped in a cycle you can't seem to escape. I want to set you free. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Trust me, if anyone should know about him, it's me. He was the biggest mistake of my life... Do not let him be yours. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Although it was intriguing, I felt what I was doing was nothing extraordinary and found myself drawn back ta the subject that has always had my interest. The criminal mind. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Dude, I have white skin, two colors of hair, and I dress like a roller derby reject. What part of "Covert" do you think I do? Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 We're all a li'l screwy in the brain, Floyd... But the shrink in me says you've gotta way better chance of helping your daughter if you're still alive. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Well, aren't you a peach? There are a ton of things I hate about myself, but my face isn't one of them, so I think I'll keep that. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 You were dead. I'm positive of it. And I got thirty-six stitches in my wrist yesterday. Now look. Gone. They're pumping us with something. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Nothing says l'Chaim like a girl dressed in a stripper clown outfit wielding a hundred-pound mallet. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Wheee...! This is just like a video game I love called Zombie Wombie. I can get all the way to the last level! It's where I always die. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Lookit mah gangsta skeelz. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Boy, taking care of babies is harder than it looks. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 It's so nice to get out of prison, you guys! I mean... it can get kind of oppressive being a bad guy covertly working for the good guys, taking out other bad guys because of the brain bombs the good guys illegally and immorally put in our brains! Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Maybe we choose madness. Maybe it chooses us. I don't know. Once, a long time ago, I was Dr. Harleen Quinzel, psychotherapist. Maybe she'd have known. But let's imagine, for a second, that we do choose madness. Why would anyone do that, do you think? Perhaps it's because the insane realize, at some quantum emotional level, that we are alone in this indifferent universe and always will be. And madness is company. Another voice in the wilderness. White noise to break the silence you ain't ever coming back from... Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 You're a slave, I'm a slave, we go kill a few more people in the name of one's person's justification of freedom when what they really mean is...CONTROL! Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 I got a message for you from Waller. She says, "I was right, Caitlin. And this is who you really are. Bitch." Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 You said it yourself, Amanda. I'm a killer. We are all killers. This is the Suicide Squad. You want to use criminals to save the world? This is what you get. We are not heroes. So blow my brains out if you need to, Waller. Kill me. Better dead than your slave. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Y'know, reader with hands over eyes...I'm amazed to think, in this brief oasis moment of frozen lucidity amidst the tumult...that we're actually gonna make it. We are definitely gonna make it...I am an excellent driver....AHHHHH!!! Whose $%&£&%$ idea was this again?! Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Y'know, it's ironic. And not in the "10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife" sense. America's the land of the free. Someone commits a crime? You remove their freedom. Throw them behind bars. Then you go back about your lives. Your free lives of rigid nine-to-five schedules. Of mortgages that last a whole adult life. Of doing what your president or news outlet of choice or yer preacher tells you.... See, that's the appeal of madness--true freedom. No doors! No walls! No pants! All da fun thoughts all da time.... Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Yeah, I was looking forward to a knockout mallet big-brawl showdown with POTUS himself! I mean, one of us is crazy, right? Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Every super-villain in Belle Reve has gone murdery-loco... And I, Harley Quinn -- the mad quinnpin of crime --- have just got my sanity back... Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 I'm not gonna lie... ...It's never ended well. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 This city is 🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇 up in the head! I can officially give it that diagnosis because I'm a doctor. And cuz I'm 🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇 up in the head, too. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Naughty naughty, Space-head jerk! You wanted ta get inta my head, an' in turn I got inta yours -- an' with me came Mistah J. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 If I'm not outta here in five seconds, somebody's gonna get their spleen ripped out. I mean it...spleenless! As in no spleen. About ta get a splenectomy. Adios spleen-ios, if you will. Spleen-free! Aw, ya get the idea. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Gotham is my world! Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Christmas is a bust... Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 I haven't punched a clown in years! Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 A fixed fight?! Fergeddit! Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Kiss th' ring, ya Nazis! Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Do I have a crush on Booster Gold?! Ew! Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Is Booster Gold catchin' feeling's? Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Shut up, ya cornyass dork. Yer ruinin' th' moment. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Jeez, Harl, how many supporting cast members do you have?! Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Don't need 'em. See if they can fly. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Childhood trauma or not... I just think you're a little $*&^. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 You heard apathy, but, to me, his body language really said... "... Good job, Harley! I'm so glad you're back in Gotham!" Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Welcome to the first-ever community support group for-- Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 S.A.F.E.... me Harley Quinn. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 The Rag Tag group of rebels takin' out the Big Bad evil against the odds... Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 But it's not about the past. It's about the future and trying to make it a little better for the people I want in that future with me. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 No matter how many times I blow that place up... it never gets old! Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 You worked for the Joker... a former clown... this... this is what Hugo was doing at S.A.F.E.... mind-control... Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 There's nothing more terrifying than falling in love. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Miss Kyle, for dateline lovelife, do ya think it's fair of Batman to come back to the city while you're still technically on a break? Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 I wanted to pick off right where we left off. But while you've been stuck in the ground, I've been on this journey... I've changed. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 ... I hate Keepsake most of all... Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Thanks Kev. I just hope I can be the person they need... Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 ... I'd say there's enough room in this world for more than one merry woman with a band of outcast do-gooders. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Are we teaming up, Batsy? Because this feels like we're teaming up! Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Why would a Fed want my snow globe? Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Metal claws? Wrong universe, cloaky! Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 ... I am not alone. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 I wanna see the world the way you do. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Startin' to remember... a little. Was in a time machine. A time machine I definitely shoudn't have been in. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 This is for thinkin' Clooney is the best Batman! No one thinks that! Not even Clooney! Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 ... guess I'm still a little bit of a villain. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 Professor Incredulous says, "When it comes to time-travel, always remember the reason something didn't happen that way is-- that's not the way it happened." Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 All the Zoo Crew got flattened? 'Cause Captain Carrot didn't have his Vorpal Fish? Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 I can stop this. The question is... do I stop it? Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 I am in trouble with Lady Quark, defender of all this crap. The last thing I need to be doing is placing orders out of the Multiversal catalog. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 That's right, I'm right. Except when it comes to counting, cuz there's eight of us. Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 She died? Wait, I was her. I mean, I simulated being her! Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 I'll give ya extra credit for botha yas to quit now! Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

Quote1 ... smell ya later, Multiverse! Quote2

--Harleen Quinzel (Prime Earth)

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