Jared Kabe (Prime Earth)/Quotes

This page contains a listing of notable quotes by Jared Kabe (Prime Earth).

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Fine. Shoot a guy and then be modest. I wonder if this gets TCM?

--Jared Kabe (Prime Earth)

Couple of minutes left before the excrement makes physical contact with a hydroelectric-powered oscillating air current distribution device.

--Jared Kabe (Prime Earth)

Christ! I've seen this before. Some kind of biological weapon that acts like rabies and spreads super fast. I can't contain this alone.

--Jared Kabe (Prime Earth)

Okay, God. You don't like sarcasm. I get it.

--Jared Kabe (Prime Earth)

Gravedigger. I can't do this much longer. You might want to get out of here.

--Jared Kabe (Prime Earth)

Someone is monitoring the monitor room. Great. Hi, douchebags.

--Jared Kabe (Prime Earth)