Jason Woodrue (New Earth)/Quotes

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This is how I'm going to save the world, Ivy. Marijuana! Unlike most villains, I don't want to rule the world -- I only want to get it stoned! HO HO HA HA HEE HEE!

--Jason Woodrue (New Earth)

I am thinking about the old man. I am thinking about the cracking of his joints as he runs. I am thinking of the terror in his ancient, atrophied heart.

--Jason Woodrue (New Earth)

I am thinking about the old man. I am thinking about the cracking of his joints as he runs. I am thinking of the terror in his ancient, atrophied heart.

--Jason Woodrue (New Earth)

I sense this variety of alien meat is swift to anger.

--Jason Woodrue (New Earth)

I am thinking about the old man. I am thinking about the cracking of his joints as he runs. I am thinking of the terror in his ancient, atrophied heart.

--Jason Woodrue (New Earth)

How cretinous they are. How frail and squeamish... but really, what can one expect from creations of meat?

--Jason Woodrue (New Earth)

As Jason Woodrue, I sought to become a Floronic Man only for the material power it would give me... But now, as a true Plant Master, I recognize the moral superiority of the vegetable kingdom. I owe it to this planet to cleanse the world of fleshly filth.

--Jason Woodrue (New Earth)