John Constantine (Arrowverse)/Quotes

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My name is John Constantine. I am the one who steps on the shadows, all trench coat and arrogance. I'll drive your demons away, kick 'em in the bollocks, and spit on them when they're down, leaving only a nod and a wink and a wisecrack. I walk my path alone because, let's be honest... who would be crazy enough to walk it with me?

--John Constantine (Arrowverse)

It's a town in the north of England. Horrible weather, and even worse football team.

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You know if I knew you were surrounded by so many pretty girls, Oliver, I would have stopped by sooner.

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Papa Midnite! Hell of a party mate. Sorry I came empty handed but it's kind of hard to find a dessert that pairs with pig's blood.

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Hell must be short on souls if you're bothering with a sorry one like mine.

--John Constantine (Arrowverse)

I've been carrying Hell with me my whole life. How much worse can the actual place be?

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I'm John Constantine, love. Clever doesn't even begin to describe it

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I'm off to see a man about a dog. Or rather, a shaman about a bloody demon.

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First day on the job, and you're taking me to the bloody witch trials.

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Well, I happen to know a Swamp Thing. But then again, Maine is way too far north for that muppet.

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All right, sisters of Eve. Whichever one of you is hanging around, it's time to reveal your pretty mug

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I will fight, and I will scheme, and I will make a deal with the archangel himself. You hear that, Gabriel?

--John Constantine (Arrowverse)

Forgive me, Sister. Your name slipped my mind. Lilith, is it?

--John Constantine (Arrowverse)

Lucha Libre wrestling is all about character and charisma...

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I am going to send your ass straight back to Hell.

--John Constantine (Arrowverse)

It's not the eternity of torture or the people who are after my head, no. It's that I'll have to watch Raymond and Astra and all the others I've failed be tortured along with me.

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Neror is trying to take control of Hell. And let me assure you, his method for collecting souls, it won't be to sign on the dotted line in blood.

--John Constantine (Arrowverse)

Well, we best get our hands on it pronto because only a weapon from Hell can eliminate a Hell-spawned encore.

--John Constantine (Arrowverse)

Goodbyes are for saps.

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Ah, to send the demon to Hell, I need to know its true name.

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See, apparently the good thing about having a damned soul is that these zombies aren't interested in me.

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That's an urban legend, mate.

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Marcello was the oldest survivor on record because he was the first killer. But the act was so traumatic that his soul fled his body and went right on killing. A soul can't cross over while its body is still alive.

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The Rising Darkness, it's, uh, what I checked myself out of the asylum to fight. If the Brujería are behind it...

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On the contrary, you most certainly can die. 47 times, to be precise.

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If-if you're killed in another dimension, your body here suffers the same form of death.

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Heart of Darkness. Most of these mystic "tells," they're not so literal, but this one...

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All I'm worried about is how to spend the rest of my days after I've driven every last bastard demon back to where it belongs.

--John Constantine (Arrowverse)