John Constantine (New Earth)/Quotes

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The vegetable twit got the better of me. That's a bloody first. Got to find him before there's a bloody second.

--John Constantine (New Earth)

John, me boy, you've had some daft schemes in your day, but if this one goes pear-shaped... you're in for a right kicking.

--John Constantine (New Earth)

I suppose it was only a matter of time. Swamp Thing returns? Bollocks.

--John Constantine (New Earth)

It's comin' all right. And it'll be bloody hard t'miss when it gets here. What with it flyin' the Jolly Roger!

--John Constantine (New Earth)

You an' the cabbage haven't called it quits now, have you? Bloody hell! You have, haven't you?

--John Constantine (New Earth)

I hate t'interrupt, but I've got some information you might be interested in... There again, maybe yer not, seeing how yer busy bonkin' the nanny and all--

--John Constantine (New Earth)

Blue Beetle didin't set the whole world balls-up just so's he could roger his favorite dolly-girl, did he? Now out of simple self-preservation I'm willin' to muck in an try to set everything straight... But I was hopin' you might ease up on the whinin' and bitchin' and let us get on with it, eh?

--John Constantine (New Earth)

Yer a little late for the party. And what's with your friend? I thought he was the one we threw this bash for? You bollixed it up, didn't ya?

--John Constantine (New Earth)

My name's John Constantine, and I think we could do each other a favor. Mind if I smoke?

--John Constantine (New Earth)

Do you see him, up there? The leader of the opposition? That's you, Tim. You as you are now.

--John Constantine (New Earth)

My name's John Constantine, and I think we could do each other a favor. Mind if I smoke?

--John Constantine (New Earth)

"Elk-Hound" is an anagram for "Alec Holland", which means that somehow this claw belongs to the missing old fruit himself.

--John Constantine (New Earth)

My friend, we're not going to die, none of us -- not you, not me, certainly not this Earth.

--John Constantine (New Earth)

We're on a satellite. It belonged to a bloke called the Monitor. He's dead now. Can't see this place lasting long without him, somehow.

--John Constantine (New Earth)

You're the adventurous sort. But I should at least warn you that you could be walking straight into hell.

--John Constantine (New Earth)

Hmm. Complete regeneration in fifty-one seconds. That's pretty good. I told you you'd learn something if you stuck with me.

--John Constantine (New Earth)

See, as it happens, I've got a couple of front row tickets for the end of the universe. I thought it'd be best to use them now. I mean, you never know... There may not be a second performance.

--John Constantine (New Earth)

There must have been hundreds of them. Crows... they're an omen, aren't they? They mean bad luck. A great big cloud of bad luck. Fanning out across the sky. Covering the world. Not that I'm superstitious personally, you understand. I mean these aren't the Dark Ages. At least, not yet.

--John Constantine (New Earth)

Anyhow, this here says something about an artifact -- "The Claw of Elk Hound" -- which was used to send the old fruit "on his way".

--John Constantine (New Earth)

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--John Constantine (New Earth)