It was foolhardy to think I could ever be a superhero. The sheer numbers were unworkable. For every one person you helped, there were thousands more you failed. It's impossible to be in more than one place at a time.
My internal analysis indicates that The Web, Inc. and its licensed subsidiaries will outpace and outperform the Justice League inside of three years.
Oh, the variety of things people do for the money. Some work hard, and then overcharge. Some, on the other hand, will kill old people, or blackmail their ex-boyfriends. Me? I didn't do anything for my money. And the work that I've devoted my life to doesn't pay a dime. Never thought I'd hear myself say this, but I think I prefer it that way.
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