Joker (Batman 1966 TV Series)/Quotes

This page contains a listing of notable quotes by Joker (Batman 1966 TV Series).

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I swear by every fiend of felonious fundom.

--Joker (Batman 1966 TV Series)

My favorite kind of joke... one that ends with a bang.

--Joker (Batman 1966 TV Series)

Don't give a hoot for the hobnailed, but look for a bow in the bobtailed.

--Joker (Batman 1966 TV Series)

After them! They stolen Justice!

--Joker (Batman 1966 TV Series)

Here we come, from another planet, terrorizing the inhabitants of Gotham City and forcing them and the rest of the world's population to their knees with the demands I shall issue from my awe-inspiring spaceship!

--Joker (Batman 1966 TV Series)

How dare you wear a jester hat and not get what I'm saying!

--Joker (Batman 1966 TV Series)

Don't be so glum, Batman! If you ask nicely, maybe I'll let you be my Boy Wonder!

--Joker (Batman 1966 TV Series)

Why do you think Batman hates me so much? Because I compete with his image! His sense of order, where everyone has to follow rules. But now we're going to change all those rules.

--Joker (Batman 1966 TV Series)