I do terrible, crazy things, and then you act all grim and gritty and stop me. And I go back to Arkham and you go back to... well, whatever it is you do when I'm not around. Brooding all by yourself in the dark, I suppose. That's just how we are. Or how we've grown to be. And it's never going to change.
What? Compare me to Batman?! I've got more style, more brains, I'm certainly a better dresser!
I am the greatest clown this dismal burg has ever seen!
The nerve! Filling youngsters' heads with vicious lies... impugning my good name... misrepresenting me to America's youth! Well, we'll just see about this! I'm going to set the record straight and I won't rest till the job is done! Because this time... I'm doing it for the children!
Four more loony lawmakers and we'll be ready for a Christmas show they'll never forget. And I owe it all to you... Herr Doktor.
You killed Captain Clown! You killed Captain Clown!
Without Batman, crime has no punchline.
Is it just me or is there something going on between those two? Will Green Lantern ever admit to his feelings? Will Hawkgirl ever stop sublimating her passions with that big honking mace? Will true love conquer all? Not on my show!
I'm crazy enough to take on Batman, but the I.R.S.? No, thank you!
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- Batman & Robin Adventures Vol 1 1
- Batman & Robin Adventures Vol 1 5
- Batman (1992 TV Series) Episode: Be a Clown
- Batman (1992 TV Series) Episode: Christmas with the Joker
- Batman (1992 TV Series) Episode: Joker's Wild
- Batman (1992 TV Series) Episode: Make 'Em Laugh
- Batman (1992 TV Series) Episode: The Last Laugh
- Batman (1992 TV Series) Episode: The Laughing Fish
- Batman Adventures Vol 1 3
- Batman Adventures Vol 1 16
- Batman Adventures Vol 1 28
- Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker Vol 1 1
- Batman: Gotham Adventures Vol 1 10
- Batman: Gotham Adventures Vol 1 45
- Batman: Gotham Adventures Vol 1 60