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If they're going to play with the Joker, they'd better be prepared to deal from the bottom of the deck! 
Most people use slang expressions daily which, if carried out word for word, would cause them to commit crimes! "I'll mow you down" -- and others. Get the idea?
Only one person stands in my way- the Batman! He has outwitted me consistently, thanks to the Batmobile, Batplane, Bat Symbol and other revolutionary devices... But no more! The same weapons he has used against me, I can turn against him- with such improvements as only my genius could devise!
I can't stand it! Put me in jail... anyplace... So I won't have to listen to Robin's puns any more!
Ha! Ha! I've lived to see the end of the man I hate the most! I've lived to see the death of the Batman! HA-HA-HA!
Four aces are not enough to win when you play with the Joker!
I could unmask you now, Batman, but that would only take away what little fun is left to me- the fun-loving Joker! Yes, Batman, I will let your identity remain a secret. For you afford me the thrill of a supreme battle of wits each time we meet!
So! They laugh at my boner, will they?? I'll show them! I'll show them how many boners the Joker can make!
Why not a utility belt for me, the Joker? My own kind of utility belt! Then I'll have the edge!
If Wayne is Batman-- then Batman couldn't be Batman! But since Wayne couldn't be Batman -- then maybe I'm Batman! But-- that's crazy! Ha! Ha! Ha! So obviously-- I'm crazy! Ha Ha HA HA!
Excuse me my friends! I couldn't help but laugh at the thought that Robin is going to be the executioner for Batman!
That's an idea! We can use song titles for a stunt to baffle Batman! A crime parade to follow the tune parade!
That chemical vapor-- it turned my hair green, my lips rouge-red, my skin chalk white! I look like an evil clown! What a joke on me!
To think that I have to work like an ordinary criminal to get money to pay my taxes!
Don't forget, there is always a hidden trick when you play the game of chance with the Joker!
The Batman gave me some tough opposition-- but I always win at the end!
You know... I don't know why I go to such lengths to dispose of you... When all I need to do is rip off your mask... reveal your name to the underworld-- Ha!Ha! No! It's too simple-- Unworthy of my intelligence! And I like this battle of wits! The hunt... the chase! That's the breath of life to me!
That's it... The Joker must die!
I'm going to make Batman the fool... I'm going to shame him... shame him into quitting! HA HA HA!
It's more important for me to keep the Batman alive!
The famed leaning Tower of Pisa! One of the great architectural boners in history! Faulty foundation work and miscalculations almost caused it to topple over!
He can't be dead-- Hee Hee Hee-- Not until I kill him!
Here he is, lads! The man who is going to make criminal history in Gotham City! Our own Batman-- who'll be as crooked as we!
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