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Tonight on "The Joker", will Batman defeat our charismatic star in time to save the hostages? Will Joker finally take control of Gotham once and for all? To find out, stay tuned. Same Joker crime. Same Joker channel! 
This is the Cuckoo Choo Choo now leaving on track nine! Next stop: the city limits and the end of Gotham as we know it. Mwa! All aboard!
How many Jokers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wouldn't know! They're too busy loosening the Batman's screws!
They all said I was sick in the head. They said I needed help. Well, maybe I am a bit batty. Blame it on the bats in my belfry.
This situation reminds me of a joke. A doctor told his patient "I have bad news and worse news". "Oh dear, what's the bad news?!" asked the patient. The doctor replied: "You only have 24 hours to live. "That's terrible" said the patient. "But how can the other news possibly be worse?!" and the doctor replied "Well, I've been trying to contact you since yesterday!"
They all said I was sick in the head. They said I needed help. Well, maybe I am a bit batty. Blame it on the bats in my belfry.
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