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Quote1.png Ratzi, I don't know where you've been hiding all these years -- but I cut my baby teeth on skunks like you! Quote2.png

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Since the history books say the Greeks won the war with their wooden horse, I won't be changing events any by building it myself! Quote2.png

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Now I understand why I'm different from earthmen! I'm not really from Earth at all — I'm from another planet — the planet Jor-El called Krypton!! Quote2.png

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Lois Lane was a big enough worry, but a Lois with super-powers is far worse! Quote2.png

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png In the future, Lois, please try to keep away from murder charges-- they can prove quite embarrassing if you can't be cleared! Quote2.png

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Here's your ma, boys. The lonely widow, sure...but my wife and I will make it so Ma and Pa Kent are back in each other's arms. Quote2.png

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png You can't have my autograph, but here's my fist-o-graph! Quote2.png

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png I was a father figure to the entire world...And to one person in particular...But that was another world. Another Earth. I died fighting Superboy on a distant planet, but I was blessed to have her by my side when the life slipped from my body. Quote2.png

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png See, I collect bullets. It's sort of a hobby. Quote2.png

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png I'd like to see a copy of that comic book. Quote2.png

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png No... not a battalion -- We're not part of any army. We fight only in the cause of justice ... and that'll give us our name ... The Justice Society of America. Quote2.png

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Up, up –- and away! Quote2.png

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Let me see now! If I invert the power of X, and cube it by the inertia ratio of migratory matter... No! That's wrong too! Quote2.png

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png No time for formalities... what's the trouble, Santa? Quote2.png

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Gr-great Scott! Th-there's nothing out there. No Earth-2... no universe... nothing! Quote2.png

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Poor Lois! I'd give anything in the world to make you well! You can't hear me, but even though it's too late, I want you to know my secret... You've always ridiculed Clark Kent- and admired Superman! Clark Kent and Superman are one and the same! If you could only open your eyes, Lois! Quote2.png

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Superman? Er... Who's he? Quote2.png

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png I need your support and help, cousin. We can save Lois. We can save her if we can take her home. This corrupted and darkened Earth must be forgotten as ours was... so that the right Earth can return. Quote2.png

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png It was rather nice having you worrying about me for once, Lois! Quote2.png

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Made it! But this lens maniac's beginning to get on my nerves! Having to rescue him all the time, he's worse than Lois Lane! Quote2.png

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png I could smash into that air-raid shelter, but this method has more possibilities for comedy at Razkal's expense! Quote2.png

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Don't quibble! Cracking your head like an egg shell will be a messy job, but if you insist on being stubborn ... Quote2.png

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png DO GOOD UNTO OTHERS AND EVERY MAN CAN BE A SUPERMAN Quote2.png

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Aggressor nations make a policy of having their ambassadors deal in espionage. If Napkan really is behind this wave of sabotage, I'll know soon enough! Quote2.png

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png You see that steamer? It's the Baronta. Tomorrow, it leaves for San Monte. Unless I find you aboard it when it sails, I swear I'll follow you to whatever hole you hide in, and tear out your cruel heart with my bare hands! Quote2.png

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Signal your fleet to destroy itself, or I'll destroy YOU! Quote2.png

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png The next thing to snap around here will be your neck! Get back to the ball, Cinderella, and leave this knave to me! Quote2.png

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png This is one of the rarest punches known to science, Doctor... no antidote has ever been discovered! Quote2.png

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Here's where Superman plays a return engagement with Mr. Mxyztplk... and sees that he departs from this world for his own dimension without delay! Quote2.png

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Maybe it's silly... but I have a feeling I should investigate these strange rumors about a wizard who once terrorized a little town called Morabia! Quote2.png

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Now you can consider yourselves graduates of the college of hard knocks! Quote2.png

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png The day is near when all nations will be neighbors! Quote2.png

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Ever since I've helped those two ex-street salesmen of magic books into thinking they were real magicians, they've made my life very complicated... Quote2.png

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Lois, I can't decide whether you're plucky or pig-headed! Quote2.png

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Gumdrop meets licorice tower! Effect: DEVASTATING! Quote2.png

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png What have your reindeer got that I haven't got? Quote2.png

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png The seedy world I showed you was an illusion - but it would be a terrible reality if everybody shirked his responsibilities! To build a better world, we must all work and help each other! Quote2.png

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png Sometimes I think Superman is a publicity hound! Quote2.png

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png But those five men are at the very top of their professions! Why would they turn to crime? Quote2.png

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1.png As long as you're careful how you abbreviate it. Quote2.png

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)
Quote1.png But that ring, it represents the paranoia and mistrust that will destroy your world if you let it. Quote2.png
Kal-L (Earth-Two)[src]


Quote1.png Now this... this looks like a job for Superman Quote2.png
Kal-L (Earth-Two)[src]


Quote1.png You were never the Superman I was. I saved the world. You couldn't even save your Pa. Quote2.png
Kal-L (Earth-Two)[src]


Quote1.png Can't anything stop him? His body's destroyed, but still he comes back. He's a fireball... a living, killing fireball! No more... nothing matters any longer. I want to see him destroyed! I have had enough. Quote2.png
Kal-L (Earth-Two)[src]


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