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This page contains a listing of notable quotes by Kal-L (Earth-Two).

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Quote1 Aggressor nations make a policy of having their ambassadors deal in espionage. If Napkan really is behind this wave of sabotage, I'll know soon enough! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 I was a father figure to the entire world...And to one person in particular...But that was another world. Another Earth. I died fighting Superboy on a distant planet, but I was blessed to have her by my side when the life slipped from my body. Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 Here's your ma, boys. The lonely widow, sure...but my wife and I will make it so Ma and Pa Kent are back in each other's arms. Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 No... not a battalion -- We're not part of any army. We fight only in the cause of justice ... and that'll give us our name ... The Justice Society of America. Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 Huh? According to this, all Franconian agents in the U.S. returned home last week, in order not to embarrass Franconian negotiations for an American loan! That means that Franconian agents couldn't possibly have made that attempt on Spiral's life! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 You don't know how often I asked myself those very questions. I wasted so much time before I came up with the answer. Yes, there are millions out there, many more millions than I could ever hope to help. So I became obsessed with helping everyone. Oh, I did so happily, but something inside me was missing. Our name is Superman. That's super and man. And I was allowing myself to be controlled only by the super. I finally decided after all too long that I deserved some happiness. The man in me had a right to live. Well, once I made that decision something happened. I found a renewed vigor within me. I had Lois. I had happiness, and there I was with this renewed commitment to helping others, too. Because of the love Lois and I shared, I became an even better Superman than before. Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 Attempted destruction of the officials! Crippling of the relief ship! One man can tell me who's responsible -- the mechanic who smashed the airplane's controls! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 The surviving Ulondians will no longer be menaced by Zolar! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 Up, up –- and away! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 Since the history books say the Greeks won the war with their wooden horse, I won't be changing events any by building it myself! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 You see that steamer? It's the Baronta. Tomorrow, it leaves for San Monte. Unless I find you aboard it when it sails, I swear I'll follow you to whatever hole you hide in, and tear out your cruel heart with my bare hands! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 Don't quibble! Cracking your head like an egg shell will be a messy job, but if you insist on being stubborn ... Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 I need your support and help, cousin. We can save Lois. We can save her if we can take her home. This corrupted and darkened Earth must be forgotten as ours was... so that the right Earth can return. Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 There certainly are a lot of fascinating sights and exhibits for us to write about. Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 Gr-great Scott! Th-there's nothing out there. No Earth-2... no universe... nothing! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 Ratzi, I don't know where you've been hiding all these years -- but I cut my baby teeth on skunks like you! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 You always did have a penchant for brain implants, U-H. You trade in bodies the way other people trade in used cars! But after all the bodies you've had-- You still make the same stupid mistakes as always! Sending gorillas to attack me-- That was stupid! And sticking around after your attack failed-- is even stupider! But over-running those innocent zoo guards was the stupidest act of all-- Because now, you've made me angry! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 No time for formalities... what's the trouble, Santa? Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 Poor Lois! I'd give anything in the world to make you well! You can't hear me, but even though it's too late, I want you to know my secret... You've always ridiculed Clark Kent- and admired Superman! Clark Kent and Superman are one and the same! If you could only open your eyes, Lois! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 Made it! But this lens maniac's beginning to get on my nerves! Having to rescue him all the time, he's worse than Lois Lane! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 It was rather nice having you worrying about me for once, Lois! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 Superman? Er... Who's he? Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 Let me see now! If I invert the power of X, and cube it by the inertia ratio of migratory matter... No! That's wrong too! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 Signal your fleet to destroy itself, or I'll destroy YOU! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 The next thing to snap around here will be your neck! Get back to the ball, Cinderella, and leave this knave to me! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 This is one of the rarest punches known to science, Doctor... no antidote has ever been discovered! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 Maybe it's silly... but I have a feeling I should investigate these strange rumors about a wizard who once terrorized a little town called Morabia! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 Gumdrop meets licorice tower! Effect: DEVASTATING! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 Here's where Superman plays a return engagement with Mr. Mxyztplk... and sees that he departs from this world for his own dimension without delay! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 The day is near when all nations will be neighbors! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 Ever since I've helped those two ex-street salesmen of magic books into thinking they were real magicians, they've made my life very complicated... Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 What have your reindeer got that I haven't got? Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 Now you can consider yourselves graduates of the college of hard knocks! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 Lois, I can't decide whether you're plucky or pig-headed! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 The seedy world I showed you was an illusion - but it would be a terrible reality if everybody shirked his responsibilities! To build a better world, we must all work and help each other! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 Sometimes I think Superman is a publicity hound! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 So -- This town's being run ragged by racketeers! Hm -- Driving a cab's hardly the place for me. If I can't get that reporter's job, the place for Clark Kent is the police force! Then I can really do something! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 You married Clark Kent, sweetheart-- And now it's my turn! You and I are going to become man and wife-- Kryptonian style! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 As long as you're careful how you abbreviate it. Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 See, I collect bullets. It's sort of a hobby. Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 I could smash into that air-raid shelter, but this method has more possibilities for comedy at Razkal's expense! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 In the future, Lois, please try to keep away from murder charges-- they can prove quite embarrassing if you can't be cleared! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 I'd like to see a copy of that comic book. Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 Lois under arrest? Now Casey, you know better than to suspect Lois of espionage. Release her or the Daily Planet will publish an extra that will ... Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 You can't have my autograph, but here's my fist-o-graph! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 DO GOOD UNTO OTHERS AND EVERY MAN CAN BE A SUPERMAN Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 Now I understand why I'm different from earthmen! I'm not really from Earth at all — I'm from another planet — the planet Jor-El called Krypton!! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 Lois Lane was a big enough worry, but a Lois with super-powers is far worse! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 But those five men are at the very top of their professions! Why would they turn to crime? Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 It's good to be home-- And I'm going to do everything I can to develop my powers so I can help others like Superboy does! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 Trying again-- But hurdling a 20-story building is my limit! This all adds up to one thing! While I still have powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men-- I'm no longer the Superman I was yesterday! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 The way I figure it, someone has managed to collect a large amount of Kryptonite-- And is supplying crooks with it! So my next move is to find out who that someone is-- By going underground-- As a super-criminal! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 There's always a choice, Kara. Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Quote1 I know several so-called "tough guys" who are looking for trouble! And believe me, they're going to get it! Quote2

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)
Quote1 But that ring, it represents the paranoia and mistrust that will destroy your world if you let it. Quote2
Kal-L (Earth-Two)[src]


Quote1 Now this... this looks like a job for Superman Quote2
Kal-L (Earth-Two)[src]


Quote1 You were never the Superman I was. I saved the world. You couldn't even save your Pa. Quote2
Kal-L (Earth-Two)[src]


Quote1 Can't anything stop him? His body's destroyed, but still he comes back. He's a fireball... a living, killing fireball! No more... nothing matters any longer. I want to see him destroyed! I have had enough. Quote2
Kal-L (Earth-Two)[src]


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