Kal-L (Earth-Two)/Quotes

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Ratzi, I don't know where you've been hiding all these years -- but I cut my baby teeth on skunks like you!

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Since the history books say the Greeks won the war with their wooden horse, I won't be changing events any by building it myself!

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Now I understand why I'm different from earthmen! I'm not really from Earth at all — I'm from another planet — the planet Jor-El called Krypton!!

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Lois Lane was a big enough worry, but a Lois with super-powers is far worse!

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

In the future, Lois, please try to keep away from murder charges-- they can prove quite embarrassing if you can't be cleared!

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Here's your ma, boys. The lonely widow, sure...but my wife and I will make it so Ma and Pa Kent are back in each other's arms.

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

You can't have my autograph, but here's my fist-o-graph!

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

I was a father figure to the entire world...And to one person in particular...But that was another world. Another Earth. I died fighting Superboy on a distant planet, but I was blessed to have her by my side when the life slipped from my body.

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

See, I collect bullets. It's sort of a hobby.

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

I'd like to see a copy of that comic book.

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

No... not a battalion -- We're not part of any army. We fight only in the cause of justice ... and that'll give us our name ... The Justice Society of America.

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Up, up –- and away!

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Let me see now! If I invert the power of X, and cube it by the inertia ratio of migratory matter... No! That's wrong too!

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

No time for formalities... what's the trouble, Santa?

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Gr-great Scott! Th-there's nothing out there. No Earth-2... no universe... nothing!

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Poor Lois! I'd give anything in the world to make you well! You can't hear me, but even though it's too late, I want you to know my secret... You've always ridiculed Clark Kent- and admired Superman! Clark Kent and Superman are one and the same! If you could only open your eyes, Lois!

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Superman? Er... Who's he?

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

I need your support and help, cousin. We can save Lois. We can save her if we can take her home. This corrupted and darkened Earth must be forgotten as ours was... so that the right Earth can return.

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

It was rather nice having you worrying about me for once, Lois!

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Made it! But this lens maniac's beginning to get on my nerves! Having to rescue him all the time, he's worse than Lois Lane!

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

I could smash into that air-raid shelter, but this method has more possibilities for comedy at Razkal's expense!

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Don't quibble! Cracking your head like an egg shell will be a messy job, but if you insist on being stubborn ...

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

DO GOOD UNTO OTHERS AND EVERY MAN CAN BE A SUPERMAN

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Aggressor nations make a policy of having their ambassadors deal in espionage. If Napkan really is behind this wave of sabotage, I'll know soon enough!

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

You see that steamer? It's the Baronta. Tomorrow, it leaves for San Monte. Unless I find you aboard it when it sails, I swear I'll follow you to whatever hole you hide in, and tear out your cruel heart with my bare hands!

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Signal your fleet to destroy itself, or I'll destroy YOU!

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

The next thing to snap around here will be your neck! Get back to the ball, Cinderella, and leave this knave to me!

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

This is one of the rarest punches known to science, Doctor... no antidote has ever been discovered!

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Here's where Superman plays a return engagement with Mr. Mxyztplk... and sees that he departs from this world for his own dimension without delay!

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Maybe it's silly... but I have a feeling I should investigate these strange rumors about a wizard who once terrorized a little town called Morabia!

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Now you can consider yourselves graduates of the college of hard knocks!

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

The day is near when all nations will be neighbors!

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Ever since I've helped those two ex-street salesmen of magic books into thinking they were real magicians, they've made my life very complicated...

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Lois, I can't decide whether you're plucky or pig-headed!

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Gumdrop meets licorice tower! Effect: DEVASTATING!

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

What have your reindeer got that I haven't got?

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

The seedy world I showed you was an illusion - but it would be a terrible reality if everybody shirked his responsibilities! To build a better world, we must all work and help each other!

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

Sometimes I think Superman is a publicity hound!

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

But those five men are at the very top of their professions! Why would they turn to crime?

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)

As long as you're careful how you abbreviate it.

--Kal-L (Earth-Two)