Kon-El (New Earth)/Quotes

Y'know, everyone says criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot... but how come no one ever mentions the stupidity factor?

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In the future... we're psychos! We're jerks! We're freakin' bad guys!

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Superman doesn't kill. Didn't Kal tell you that? Didn't you learn? Superman doesn't kill!

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I can't believe I ever hated Smallville.

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I've never done freeze breath! How could a Black Lantern be a better me than...me?

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Y'know, you guys have gotta be the biggest party poopers ever to poop a party -- and believe me, I've been to some seriously pooped parties.

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Listen, slug-features! I am trying to have a quiet, intimate moment with a very nice girl and her very hot booty -- and then you come barging in with your "rargh" and your "grourh" and your less-than-friendly attitude...

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If all the adults are gone, then so is the JLA. There is no Justice League.

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...This looks like a job for Superboy!

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You can't have it both ways. If you're going to be part of Superboy's life, you can't be part of mine.

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Can't take much more of thi-- Is this... Is this what Clark felt like, right before...? No! Don't think like that. No fear, the good guys always win, no fear, the good guys always win...

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Um ... that's not really an army of evil gods descending on us ... is it?

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More posers? Like it wasn't bad enough the four of us were each tryin' to prove we're the real steel deal?

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But Batman never said anything about your teammates, right? Never a mention of Young Justice steering clear of Gotham or you'd be waxing the Batmobile?

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Y'know... sometimes a pitcher throws a ball... and the instant he lets it go, he knows it was the wrong pitch. That he's going to get pounded. And he'd do everything he could t'call it back. So... here. We're going to pretend... that this was a pitch that got away. Next pitch... up to you.

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QUIET!!!!!

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We really need to get a Titans Jet or something. Not that I don't like holding your hand, Robin -- but I don't.

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Conner Kent. Kon-El. Superboy. I don't deserve to be called any of them.

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Starfire's garden?! Krypto, no! Get out of there! Bad dog! BAD!

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If you don't turn that down, my telekinesis is going to disassemble your computer... then your face.

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What's inside me... part of me. It's corrupted. I can feel it, Tim.

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Dude, Batman sucks. You rock.

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Uh-uh, Backside - sacrificing virgins no longer allowed! Not sure Roxy qualifies anyway.

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Hey – Let's show Rex my robotic arm, Tana! That'll be so' cool!'

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That's right punks – I'm back! The "mock" Superman – Superboy!! And I've got a surfboard now! Be afraid. Be very afraid.

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Okay – tryin' to kill me is one thing – but that was my only jacket! This means war!

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You know, everyone's right about you. You totally rule.

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He said I wasn't the real Superboy... he was wrong. I just forgot for a little while... we all forgot... don't let them forget again.

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Don't know if I'd hallucinate a horny 'kid' -- rather see Cindy Crawford with cool, round mounds... of ice cream.

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Course, I forgot to check the batteries -- ah! The energizer bunny god smiles upon me!

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I think I understand Pidgin English all too well.

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Uh-uh! No way! None of this "Looks-like-the-bad-guy's-toast-but-really-he's-not" stuff! Not while I'm around! You go down, you stay down.

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Finally got all the way through that 'Death of Superman' video game...as Steel. Play Superboy and you're history by level three, right? But Steel...

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I'd die of embarrassment if some dweeb with a lame name like 'Neon' killed me!

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Helps if you plug it in, Einstein.

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Back in a heartbeat, try to make sure both of your's are still doin' that, okay? For me?

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I want your body. I'll trade you for yours.

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At least we don't have to worry about freezing to death, right?

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I could be in some totally hostile environment for all I know. Like France.

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That's it! Not only did you kidnap me and lock me up, you come in here and start chekin' me out! Lady or not, I'm gonna deck you!

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It's like being forced to choose between Betty and Veronica.

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Oh, Tana, you're not old.

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Hey, you don't have to tell me I won't be doing any guest shots on Melrose with a face like this.

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Wow, I really appreciate the offer, and it's tempting for a... number... of reasons...

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I'll never grow up...never become Superman... all my friends have left me... and I'm TIRED of gettin' beat on!

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Keep your paws off me, you stinking ape!

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I'm with Worf! These things are so mega cute it's kinda... creepy!?

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WHOA! Cool! I mean, not that this looks like a good thing -- but I'm impressed!

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You mean, this is Captain Kerk? What -- he sign on for a five-year mission to boldly go where no man has gone before?

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Y'know--there's somethin' I gotta ask. Somethin' only you'd know... what rhymes with 'orange'?

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...just 'cause my initials are S.B. -- don't B.S. me!

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Y'know -- like Superman? The Last Son of Krypton! Feared and respected across the universe! C'mon -- that's supposed to intimidate you! Work with me here!

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...that means you're going down, Kossak, and I'm goin' up, up, and away!

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I'm gonna spank Bianca for letting you watch that movie, and not in a nice way, either...

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I can't say this to anyone, but there's a part of me that thinks they're all going to die — and I'm going to get kicked up into the big leagues, like it or not. I know. Thinking about promotions while they knit together Green Lantern's ribs — stepped in shallower puddles, right? But I can't help it. I keep seeing me and my guys on that front line, but the kick of it is — we don't come back either.

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Now I get it. I died and went to White Boy Hell.

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Never fails -- every time I start talkin' to a girl --

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What can I say? I love a girl in a uniform!

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Whaddaya mean, 'sure'?

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A few hours here -- in this idyllic country setting? It's my greatest dream come true. No, wait -- that had something to do with a Super Babe convention and X-Ray vision...

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NOOOWW what?!

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Welcome to Comaville, buddy!

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Anyone ever tell you that your voice drops an octave when you get all commander-like?

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Will you guys stop with the "unsolved mysteries" routine! Y'know, I'm gonna be pretty steamed if these "items" are just, like, a box of Glenn Miller vinyls!

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Let's Go, Legion!

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That came from my underoos?

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Darkseid is toast.

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Are we gonna have a moral at the end of every adventure?

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I take it this means I miss the R.E.M. concert for sure. *sigh* Seats weren't that good anyway ...

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