You know what really galls me? I mean, besides the fact that the new man is really two men - it's that I'm sitting on the hottest story of the year - Batman, Unmasked - and there's not a blasted thing I can do about it.
Will you grow up? My friend and I were almost killed, Superman's gone missing and Brainiac has seized control of the world's nuclear arsenal! Do you really think these people care what a high-voltage former shock-jock has to say?