Lois Lane (Earth-One)/Quotes

Neither faint heart nor false heart e'er won a fair maid!

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Superman's other identity is the world's greatest secret! What a scoop... and I know how to get it! Hix-Hox-Hex! Kryptonite... appear! Hee-Hee-Hee!

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Oh--I could scratch his eyes out!

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

I--I hardly know whether to believe it! Maybe I'm just dreaming! Me--Lois Lane-- a superwoman!

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

No, Superman -- I'm not going back to civilization! This is where I belong now! I'm going to stay!...I like the jungle life! I'm going to rejoin my leopard friends! Goodbye, Superman!

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Superman explained everything. Luckily, he wasn't really in love with that mermaid hussy!

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

You're so confusing, it's driving me crazy! One minute, you're a bumbling clod-- With all the grace of a hippo in orthopedic shoes! And the next, you're Prince Charming... And I'm so stunned by your personality-change I get mushy over you! And what's the point, anyway? We both know you're just a consolation prize to me-- Because I can't have the man I really love-- Superman! Who are we kidding, Clark? Our relationship isn't honest... And that's not fair to you. Or me.

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

The sneaky, sniveling, conniving witch! Sh-She got my scoop! I--I set it all up! I did it! I did everything-- --Now she'll get all the credit! That miserable witch!

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

"Lena Thorul"! What a strange name! It's almost like the name of a girl from another world!

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

I don't know whether to take you up on this gag or slap your face!

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

I might have known all the time-- no one could ever top Superman, except himself!

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Batman releasing a criminal, for any purpose? It's incredible -- yet he's done it!

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Must admit it's incidents like these that remind me of how dumb it was for me ever to suspect Clark is secretly Superman! How could the mightiest man on Earth be knocked for a loop by candy?

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

It suddenly struck me-- Each time Superman appeared, a curl dropped over Clark's forehead-- And that was the giveaway clue! Clark's signaling device is his-- hair! Whenever Clark runs a hand through his hair-- a special chemical makes the hair give off a unique vibration that alerts Superman wherever he may be! Naturally, we'll have to keep this secret to ourselves, Lola-- As we agreed! Ingenious as Clark's system is... It's not clever enough to stump Lois Lane!

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Oh, Superman-- You just missed seeing Clark Kent in action! Why can't you be dynamic and exciting like he is?

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

When it comes to speaking romantically, Douglas-- Clark and I aren't exactly the Gable and Lombard of Metropolis! If it sounds like I'm evading your question-- It's only because most of the time I'm not sure of the answer myself! I've known Clark ever since he first came to Metropolis-- And I'm still trying to figure him out!

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Come off it, Clark, will you? You talk like a coward-- But you and I both know you're not. You're too good a reporter to play the frightened sheep. You've gotten too many stories to feign fear. Why do you act this way, Clark?

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

If this isn't a trap, then I'm Daffy Duck! But the H.I.V.E. is up to something, and I mean to find out what. Perry White, you ruined one story, but I'll get a bigger one!

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Superman's in terrible danger at the center of the Earth and all you can do is stand here arguing! Help us, Carson... For his sake! Help us... or so help me God, I'll do it myself!

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Taking off these glasses will help! Hmm. There is a resemblance! That's why I've often suspected Clark might be Superman.

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Careful, Steve! I not only know practical nursing... I know karate, too! So be a good boy before I put my knee through one of your ribs!

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Oh, come on! That's always been a cop-out-- And you know it! I don't have to be married to you to be in danger-- Just loving you can be risky enough! In the past three years alone, I've been kidnapped 17 times... Shot at an average of twice a month... And been the victim of various other kinds of murder-attempts on no less than 38 separate occasions! So by now, I've gotten the message: If nothing else, being your girl friend isn't exactly going to lower my life-insurance premiums!

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Listen to me, toga man! Whatever you've done to Superman, you've got to undo! He's are only hope!

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

They may be out of this world, Cassandra, but don't worry-- So is Superman! And if having an invulnerable bodyguard who can move planets doesn't ease your mind, I don't know what will!

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

When I broke up with Clark... I thought I could get right back together with Superman! But I forgot how I let my relationship with the big lug cool off these past few months! You know, he used to say he loved me -- but now, the only time he remembers I'm alive... is when he needs my help for something... like on that Vartox case. And what's tearing me apart, Perry... is that... once in a blue Moon... he may need my help... But he never needs... my love.

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Look, Clark, you were good, once... But that was before you became a TV glamor boy! I'm not criticizing... We've all got to pursue our own careers... But you've been out of real reporting for a lonnng time...

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Very funny, James Olsen! You're trying to tell me Clark Kent's an adult... And I'm worrying about him like an overprotective mother! Maybe so! But still, when I think about him, I can't help getting this feeling of dread...

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Look, I know you must've given your word to Superman that you wouldn't talk about the mission! Fine, I respect that! That's not what I came here for! All I want you to do, Clark... Is tell me Superman is alright! That this mission is no different from the thousands of other missions he's come back from before!

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

While you're at it, why don't you rub noses? Didn't you ever hear of kissing a girl on the lips? Or is it beneath a Superman to display the emotion of love?

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Evil spirit, cruel and rash, leave Superman's body, quick as a flash! Enter the puppet, obey my lash!

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

What a switch! Here, in ancient Atlantis, the man who looks like Luthor is protecting me from a man who resembles Clark Kent!

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

I don't want to learn Superman's identity this easy way! It's sneaky! If I discover his identity through my own ingenuity... okay! But I will not take advantage of his carelessness! It's beneath me!

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Hm... Young Jor-El resembles Superman! If I can't marry the son, how about the father? I've changed fate once... Why not twice?

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Yes, I'm happy in my new life. . . especially since I'm thinking less and less about Superman! Come to think of it, I haven't thought of him in nearly an hour!

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

It's you who are blind! My heart and Little Moon's are the same color!

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

No amount of self-pity will ever bring my sister Lucy back... It's time I started taking a good look at this muddled world around me... And tried to help people in trouble... Like Julie!

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Other tasks? While you go rocketing around space-- Only the Thorn has fought against the 100! Only 23? You haven't captured a single one!

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

You are the real Superman! Only he kisses like that! Why didn't you tell me? All this time I thought you were a super-convict!

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

When will Superman realize that he's the only man in the world for me... Worth any risk? By protecting me... He's making me the loneliest woman in the world!

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Funny-- I thought I was just another human being! If you don't believe that we're all sisters under the skin-- Then hate has already won the battle!

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No one is safe-- As long as this evil plague exists! This battle isn't only yours! I'm going with you... Where I belong!

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Fifty-nine more days of champagne life! But there's no one to share the bubbles with-- When the man you love is Superman!

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Superman's brought some strange life-forms back from other planets before, but this time he outdid himself! All these men are making such a fuss, you'd think it was Sophia Loren! My editor, Perry White, wants a picture of the tree for tonight's Daily Planet edition... And then I'll be glad to move on to other assignments! For some reason, I feel very uncomfortable around this thing!

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Now that Lucy is gone... My life can never be the same... Nothing can be as it was...

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Of course! I should have guessed who they were... "X x X"-- The Roman numerals for 10 times 10-- Means The 100!

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

But I must find Simon's killer my way! There was something between us that forces me to do it by myself! I want you to give me your word-- you won't keep tabs on me with your super-powers!

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Some patterned himself that the hero of that old television series... right down to the cap and boots! Metropolis has a real live Tarantula on the loose, executing criminals in cold blood!

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

You might've fooled the rest of the world with that reformed routine, but not me!

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

So that's why she kept dogging me... always on my back... under my skin! She was investigating me! She wasn't a little witch, after all, but a little wonder!

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

I still don't see why you don't want me to volunteer for Prof. Mather's experiments! Think of my sensational angle for an exclusive-- 'I Was the First Bionic Woman!' Can't you just see that headline?!

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

The only thing you and I will ever be-- is far apart! This is the man I love! I don't care how your wizard changed him!

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

I'm trapped! Odds are I'm about to receive a bellyful of lead! In the old days, I could count on Superman to rescue me... But now, I fight my own battles!

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

No one tells me what to write about-- I pick my own stories! I'm a journalist. Everything I write reaches millions of people! I have a responsibility to those people! There's far too much injustice all around us to be ignored any longer!

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)