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This page contains a listing of notable quotes by Lois Lane (Earth-One).

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Quote1.png Neither faint heart nor false heart e'er won a fair maid! Quote2.png

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Quote1.png No one tells me what to write about-- I pick my own stories! I'm a journalist. Everything I write reaches millions of people! I have a responsibility to those people! There's far too much injustice all around us to be ignored any longer! Quote2.png

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Quote1.png So that's why she kept dogging me... always on my back... under my skin! She was investigating me! She wasn't a little witch, after all, but a little wonder! Quote2.png

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Quote1.png Superman explained everything. Luckily, he wasn't really in love with that mermaid hussy! Quote2.png

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Quote1.png Taking off these glasses will help! Hmm. There is a resemblance! That's why I've often suspected Clark might be Superman. Quote2.png

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Quote1.png Must admit it's incidents like these that remind me of how dumb it was for me ever to suspect Clark is secretly Superman! How could the mightiest man on Earth be knocked for a loop by candy? Quote2.png

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Quote1.png Oh, Superman-- You just missed seeing Clark Kent in action! Why can't you be dynamic and exciting like he is? Quote2.png

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Quote1.png It suddenly struck me-- Each time Superman appeared, a curl dropped over Clark's forehead-- And that was the giveaway clue! Clark's signaling device is his-- hair! Whenever Clark runs a hand through his hair-- a special chemical makes the hair give off a unique vibration that alerts Superman wherever he may be! Naturally, we'll have to keep this secret to ourselves, Lola-- As we agreed! Ingenious as Clark's system is... It's not clever enough to stump Lois Lane! Quote2.png

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Quote1.png Superman's in terrible danger at the center of the Earth and all you can do is stand here arguing! Help us, Carson... For his sake! Help us... or so help me God, I'll do it myself! Quote2.png

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Quote1.png The sneaky, sniveling, conniving witch! Sh-She got my scoop! I--I set it all up! I did it! I did everything-- --Now she'll get all the credit! That miserable witch! Quote2.png

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Quote1.png I don't know whether to take you up on this gag or slap your face! Quote2.png

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

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--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Quote1.png Funny-- I thought I was just another human being! If you don't believe that we're all sisters under the skin-- Then hate has already won the battle! Quote2.png

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Quote1.png Now that Lucy is gone... My life can never be the same... Nothing can be as it was... Quote2.png

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Quote1.png Superman's other identity is the world's greatest secret! What a scoop... and I know how to get it! Hix-Hox-Hex! Kryptonite... appear! Hee-Hee-Hee! Quote2.png

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Quote1.png No, Superman -- I'm not going back to civilization! This is where I belong now! I'm going to stay!...I like the jungle life! I'm going to rejoin my leopard friends! Goodbye, Superman! Quote2.png

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Quote1.png It's you who are blind! My heart and Little Moon's are the same color! Quote2.png

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Quote1.png When will Superman realize that he's the only man in the world for me... Worth any risk? By protecting me... He's making me the loneliest woman in the world! Quote2.png

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Quote1.png Superman's brought some strange life-forms back from other planets before, but this time he outdid himself! All these men are making such a fuss, you'd think it was Sophia Loren! My editor, Perry White, wants a picture of the tree for tonight's Daily Planet edition... And then I'll be glad to move on to other assignments! For some reason, I feel very uncomfortable around this thing! Quote2.png

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Quote1.png No one is safe-- As long as this evil plague exists! This battle isn't only yours! I'm going with you... Where I belong! Quote2.png

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Quote1.png No amount of self-pity will ever bring my sister Lucy back... It's time I started taking a good look at this muddled world around me... And tried to help people in trouble... Like Julie! Quote2.png

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Quote1.png Other tasks? While you go rocketing around space-- Only the Thorn has fought against the 100! Only 23? You haven't captured a single one! Quote2.png

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Quote1.png Of course! I should have guessed who they were... "X x X"-- The Roman numerals for 10 times 10-- Means The 100! Quote2.png

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Quote1.png Fifty-nine more days of champagne life! But there's no one to share the bubbles with-- When the man you love is Superman! Quote2.png

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Quote1.png You are the real Superman! Only he kisses like that! Why didn't you tell me? All this time I thought you were a super-convict! Quote2.png

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Quote1.png "Lena Thorul"! What a strange name! It's almost like the name of a girl from another world! Quote2.png

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Quote1.png What a switch! Here, in ancient Atlantis, the man who looks like Luthor is protecting me from a man who resembles Clark Kent! Quote2.png

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Quote1.png I don't want to learn Superman's identity this easy way! It's sneaky! If I discover his identity through my own ingenuity... okay! But I will not take advantage of his carelessness! It's beneath me! Quote2.png

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Quote1.png Oh--I could scratch his eyes out! Quote2.png

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Quote1.png Hm... Young Jor-El resembles Superman! If I can't marry the son, how about the father? I've changed fate once... Why not twice? Quote2.png

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Quote1.png Evil spirit, cruel and rash, leave Superman's body, quick as a flash! Enter the puppet, obey my lash! Quote2.png

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Quote1.png I--I hardly know whether to believe it! Maybe I'm just dreaming! Me--Lois Lane-- a superwoman! Quote2.png

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Quote1.png Yes, I'm happy in my new life. . . especially since I'm thinking less and less about Superman! Come to think of it, I haven't thought of him in nearly an hour! Quote2.png

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Quote1.png But I must find Simon's killer my way! There was something between us that forces me to do it by myself! I want you to give me your word-- you won't keep tabs on me with your super-powers! Quote2.png

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Quote1.png Some patterned himself that the hero of that old television series... right down to the cap and boots! Metropolis has a real live Tarantula on the loose, executing criminals in cold blood! Quote2.png

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Quote1.png You might've fooled the rest of the world with that reformed routine, but not me! Quote2.png

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Quote1.png I still don't see why you don't want me to volunteer for Prof. Mather's experiments! Think of my sensational angle for an exclusive-- 'I Was the First Bionic Woman!' Can't you just see that headline?! Quote2.png

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Quote1.png The only thing you and I will ever be-- is far apart! This is the man I love! I don't care how your wizard changed him! Quote2.png

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Quote1.png While you're at it, why don't you rub noses? Didn't you ever hear of kissing a girl on the lips? Or is it beneath a Superman to display the emotion of love? Quote2.png

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Quote1.png Careful, Steve! I not only know practical nursing... I know karate, too! So be a good boy before I put my knee through one of your ribs! Quote2.png

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Quote1.png Listen to me, toga man! Whatever you've done to Superman, you've got to undo! He's are only hope! Quote2.png

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Quote1.png Batman releasing a criminal, for any purpose? It's incredible -- yet he's done it! Quote2.png

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)

Quote1.png I might have known all the time-- no one could ever top Superman, except himself! Quote2.png

--Lois Lane (Earth-One)
Quote1.png Hee-Hee! Thanks to this witch's broomstick, now I can fly as fast as you, Superman! Quote2.png
Lois Lane


Quote1.png Woo some other girl, Superman. No matter how many super-gifts you bring me, I won't be your wife! Understand? Quote2.png
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