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This page contains a listing of notable quotes by Lois Lane (Earth-Two).

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The Lynx is dead--long live Lester Link!

--Lois Lane (Earth-Two)

It's not that Clark hasn't made this life here more than tolerable. There's just a sadness that won't go away. For the both of us. We miss her. Her smile and laugh. We miss life with Kara terribly.

--Lois Lane (Earth-Two)

He's grand! He's glorious! He's terrific! -- He's everything you're not! Brave, bold, handsome -- superb!

--Lois Lane (Earth-Two)

If Superman is such an excellent romance-fixer, I wish he'd attend to a severe case of heart flutters that I've been suffering from for the last several years!

--Lois Lane (Earth-Two)

One of the wonders of the modern world is how you hang onto your job - when I do most of your work!

--Lois Lane (Earth-Two)

You could't have done a better job of evading Superman if you'd planned it!

--Lois Lane (Earth-Two)

I like Superman, but I don't want ten of them around!

--Lois Lane (Earth-Two)

Well--that was easy to decide after I realized how much more opportunity I'd have to be rescued by Superman!

--Lois Lane (Earth-Two)

Hmm...I always wondered what kind of reporter Superman would make. Now I know!

--Lois Lane (Earth-Two)

I guess this will show you, Clark Kent! Imagine... doubting Superman! You should be ashamed of yourself!

--Lois Lane (Earth-Two)

I know... poor Kent... you were probably chasing a butterfly for a natural history article, and then missed me and came back here. But cheer up -- we can't all be Superman!

--Lois Lane (Earth-Two)

The police want to question me again about my kidnapping, Chief. See you later!

--Lois Lane (Earth-Two)

Hmmph! And you call yourself a man! I'll get it myself!

--Lois Lane (Earth-Two)

No offense, but some of the cover-up explanations you've used in emergencies when you had to ditch me were really lame! No wonder I got suspicious of you in our single days! Like the meek and timid routines you used to come up with-- You sounded like the world's champion coward-- And hypochondriac!

--Lois Lane (Earth-Two)

Go ahead and grin, you two hyenas -- but someday this worm will turn and then you chesty birds will -- oh skip it!

--Lois Lane (Earth-Two)

Well, look what's here... a wolf from the tall timbers! Hi-ya Goof... I mean, Rufe!

--Lois Lane (Earth-Two)

You slaves perform well for your Queen! And why not - after all, royal blood flows in my veins!

--Lois Lane (Earth-Two)

You men who try to keep women weak and defenseless—I hate you!

--Lois Lane (Earth-Two)

I keep my diary in safe deposit box 113 at the Metropolis Bank -- never mind why! Get it legally -- and bring it to me for a starter!

--Lois Lane (Earth-Two)

I think attending the film festival is fine, and I'm sure the Charlie Chaplin retrospective is excellent-- But I've had all I want of a funny little man with a derby!

--Lois Lane (Earth-Two)

Powers or no powers -- you're always going to be Superman. The dome can't take that away from you.

--Lois Lane (Earth-Two)

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