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This page contains a listing of notable quotes by Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer TV Series).

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Quote1 Well, you may have crossed paths with God, but you certainly never made a deal with the devil now, did you? Quote2
--Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer TV Series)

Quote1 To think, you could have had everything you wanted and all you needed to do was tell Amber how you felt, but you blew it. And so did I. Quote2

--Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer TV Series)

Quote1 You think Mack's the killer? You're just profiling fabulous people, aren't you? Enough with this crusade against us already! Quote2

--Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer TV Series)

Quote1 See? You're just as bad as me, brother. Pride is your sin, too. Quote2

--Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer TV Series)

Quote1 Jealousy makes the world go 'round. Quote2

--Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer TV Series)

Quote1 I can't have the women in my life teaming up. I'll be outnumbered. Dad forbid you manage to have sex with her before I do. Quote2

--Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer TV Series)

Quote1 You see, what I hate more than anything is a liar. A charlatan. Someone who doesn't believe in what they say. Quote2

--Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer TV Series)

Quote1 I'm a monster. A monster that deserves to be punished. Quote2

--Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer TV Series)

Quote1 Ah, the diamond industry. Surely the greatest joke someone other than me played on the world. Thousands of dollars for lumps of old coal. Quote2

--Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer TV Series)

Quote1 I think for the sake of the detective, I'm going to take a time-out from my Dans-formation. Quote2

--Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer TV Series)

Quote1 I'm the devil. Yes. This feels just right. Quote2

--Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer TV Series)

Quote1 So you're kissing now? Right. Maybe that explains why you won't have sex with me. Quote2

--Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer TV Series)

Quote1 No one chooses to be a sin eater, detective. No one wants to be custodian of the world's filth. Why would they? Quote2

--Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer TV Series)

Quote1 While all dogs go to heaven, you'll be surprised how many pigs are waiting for you in Hell. Quote2

--Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer TV Series)

Quote1 Look at us. Reunited, and it feels so good. Quote2

--Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer TV Series)

Quote1 I'm the real Lucifer, and I insist you stop this nonsense immediately. I mean, have you heard yourselves? It's embarrassing. Quote2

--Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer TV Series)

Quote1 I wonder why I didn't figure it out sooner. World's first murderer, marked by God, and doomed to walk the earth alone for a tortured eternity. It's quite the moniker, yet still, nowhere near as ridiculous as The Sinnerman; wouldn't you agree, Cain? Quote2

--Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer TV Series)

Quote1 Trust me, Detective. No one is a worse neighbor than the devil. Quote2

--Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer TV Series)

Quote1 Hanging out with a cop in Las Vegas is like bringing your grandmother to an orgy. Quote2

--Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer TV Series)

Quote1 Just, whenever you're faced with a choice, ask yourself the question: WWLD? What would Lucifer do? Quote2

--Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer TV Series)

Quote1 I have the ability to draw out people's forbidden desires. The more simple the human, the easier it is. The more complex, the more challenging and exciting, really. But no, the actual sins, the sins are on you people. Quote2

--Lucifer Morningstar (Lucifer TV Series)

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