HEY! CUT THE HORSECRAP! That's enough you two! A wise dude once said -- what's done is done. That's Faraday's Law Number 88. Leave the past be, you two. I thought all you control freaks were here to help me! My life is completely screwed now 'cause of some stupid botched up secret operation! No home, no job, no ride, and pretty soon -- no girlfriend! You guys are forgetting a simple fact here. I'M THE ONE WITH THE POWER! And trust me -- I know how to use it!
I was a retarded pizza delivery boy trying hard to make it through college -- and now I'm the new MESSIAH, standing on the proverbial mountaintop in the Kingdom of Heaven, no less! All because of some damn things I downloaded from the INTERNET of all places!!
Let's be real clear here, Acheron. I don't give a damn how many little armies you rule for your master -- or how many weapons you throw at us -- or if you have to start ordering more fuglies from central casting. I only care about getting Susanna Chaste back. The girl had the misfortune of being my girlfriend. Lazarus had no right to involve her in any of this. I want her back. Now.
Name's Max Faraday -- and welcome to my world. Hours ago, I was a struggling comp-sci major who spent way too much time on the internet -- until I downloaded something I shouldn't have. Something that's turned my world on end.
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