Michael Carter (New Earth)/Quotes

The government is messing around with Time Travel? That is the single scariest thing I have ever, ever heard.

--Michael Carter (New Earth)

Huh, my sister did a science project like this in the fourth grade. If I remember correctly, I screwed that up too. Let's try it without the embarrassing explosion this time.

--Michael Carter (New Earth)

Security personnel? Man, I was in the JLA! "Booster Gold, night watchman", is a total status kill!

--Michael Carter (New Earth)

You did a fine job getting me started on the right path. Though I still remember how completely nuts you sometimes made me.

--Michael Carter (New Earth)

We can debate that point later. Right now--You need a shower.

--Michael Carter (New Earth)

You were my best friend, Ted! My best friend! We were gonna go on laughing and joking and saving the world forever! And you left me alone!

--Michael Carter (New Earth)

I'll have you know that women-- in dozens of eras across history-- have sung the praises of my ass! And you should hear what they say about the rest of my anatomy!

--Michael Carter (New Earth)

Yeah-- and I've got to tell you, since they switched writers the book's gone right into the toilet!

--Michael Carter (New Earth)

Those guys give me the creeps.

--Michael Carter (New Earth)

I've done a pretty good job of screwing up my own life. I don't need people like Dirk helping me. That's it, Carter! Time to start over -- get my life in order. My future is a clean slate -- and that future starts now!

--Michael Carter (New Earth)

Okay. Almost got it. See. This isn't so hard. I don't need Beetle to -- GODSWEETMOTHERDAMN!!

--Michael Carter (New Earth)

How do I explain to Sue that her husband was force-fed eighty billion hamburgers and exploded?

--Michael Carter (New Earth)

You don't get to kill Max Lord! We capture him and he gets stuck in a concrete hole with 85 power dampeners strapped to every appendage and he rots there! But before we do that--I'm gonna beat the ever-loving @#$% out of him.

--Michael Carter (New Earth)

Sometimes I have no clue when I'm getting screwed over.

--Michael Carter (New Earth)

We're a thousand years in the future... Alone in a hostile universe. Where the hell we gonna go?

--Michael Carter (New Earth)

"Trouble" isn't the word, Superman! I'm telling you right now -- it's like doomsday is here!

--Michael Carter (New Earth)

Like it or not, we're not the Justice League anymore! They are!

--Michael Carter (New Earth)

This isn't what I signed up for. All I wanted was to find Batman.

--Michael Carter (New Earth)

So he's gone from being Mister Miracle to being Mister Clean! So what?

--Michael Carter (New Earth)

Tomorrow is the defining moment of the century and I'm gonna be part of it.

--Michael Carter (New Earth)

Why don't you go check the damage on the limo? It's my favorite one, and I'd hate to lose it!

--Michael Carter (New Earth)

It's one thing if you try to kill me. But when you don't laugh at my jokes -- then I get mad!

--Michael Carter (New Earth)

I hate time travelers.

--Michael Carter (New Earth)

Light up the whole damn sky, Daniel! This one's for the Blue and the Gold!

--Michael Carter (New Earth)

Looks like we've got a fake Booster running around, people, and there's no way I'm going to let him steal my thunder!

--Michael Carter (New Earth)

You wonderful, little... if you had an orifice I'd kiss it or rub it or something.

--Michael Carter (New Earth)

Sorry, ladies, your're nice enough-- Just a bit too clingy.

--Michael Carter (New Earth)

Oh, good. I can't wait to get home and have Max put a bullet through my head.

--Michael Carter (New Earth)

In the super hero game there's usually one fail-safe technique used to solve problems. Beat the stuffing out of the bad guys. Other times you gotta use your brains. Or lack of 'them

--Michael Carter (New Earth)

You what? You lied? What kind of a Superhero are you?

--Michael Carter (New Earth)

Oh, c'mon. Would the devil be as good looking as me?

--Michael Carter (New Earth)

You wanted me in that prison... At that exact time... So I could meet him-- Didn't you?

--Michael Carter (New Earth)

We are in Crisis. And I must do what's necessary-- as only I can. Time is of the essence.

--Michael Carter (New Earth)

Tomorrow is the defining moment of the century and I'm gonna be part of it.

--Michael Carter (New Earth)

It's like an Egyptian tomb now. Testament to the greatness it represents. And reminder of the evil he protected us from.

--Michael Carter (New Earth)