Oberon (New Earth)/Quotes

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"Average Joe"? Face facts, Scott--you are as "average" as the Elephant Man!

--Oberon (New Earth)

We are not having a Justice League membership drive! Can you imagine the tumult? The chaos?

--Oberon (New Earth)

I'm going!! For just a little while, I-I thought you were really a big, beautiful warm-hearted girl!! ---Instead of a loud-mouthed, military, man-killing harpy turned out by those terrible Darkseiders!!

--Oberon (New Earth)

Man, nothing! That's a walking, talking, breathtaking miracle!

--Oberon (New Earth)

Hmph! What is this tape? Can't say much for the production values! Looks like it was shot in a sewer...Scott! Is that Barda?? It is!! I hardly recognized her under that awful make-up. What's she...Scott...!!

--Oberon (New Earth)

This isn't a Warner Brothers gangsters flick, buddy -- this is real life!

--Oberon (New Earth)

Ever since we got here we've been visited by gods, demons, androids, floating heads, and a dog who thinks he's a hero! That's normal?!

--Oberon (New Earth)

Ye said it yerself, Scotty, over and over--you want a normal life. Ya just gotta find out what's normal for you. An' when ya do, I hope ya remember me.

--Oberon (New Earth)