I'm all for giving complete coverage to Superman's feats... but unfortunately, not even the Metropolis Marvel can be everywhere he's needed! The city still has a serious crime problem on its streets...
O, great Caesar! Forgive me! I never intended to offend you! P-please don't punish me for saying "Great Caesar's ghost" all these years!
Whaaaaat?! You want us to miss an interview with a number 1 movie star-- So you can see a kiddie show?!
...And the trouble with you "electronic journalists" is that you never get to cover any story for more than thirty seconds! Even newspaper writers these days don't do much more than rewrite releases they get from somebody's press secretary! When I was covering the Korean War, we had to fight for our stories! Once, when I flew out to a battlefield in an army medical helicopter, the pilot was hit by enemy shrapnel... It was a good thing I could fly one of those heaps, or another medic team would have been peeling us from the battleground! Why, if I were a TV-reporter I'd really show you how to cover a story!
"It wasn't a scoop at all--It was a bunch of bull!"..."I'm saying Kent's 'scoop' never happened!!"..."At this very moment 500,000 editions of my paper are hitting the streets--"--Running a blatant lie for a headline!"
- Great Caesar's Ghost!
- Don't call me Chief!
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