Peter Merkel, Jr. (New Earth)/Quotes

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Oh, dear, not slavers! Why, that's almost nearly the sort of kind of barely a little bit about half as bad as the murderers and despots we normally work for!

--[[Peter Merkel, Jr. (New Earth)|Peter Merkel Oh, dear, not slavers! Why, that's almost nearly the sort of kind of barely a little bit about half as bad as the murderers and despots we normally work for!

--[[Secret Six Vol 3 11|Peter Merkel Are we all supposed to crawl up and weep because the massive orange-headed Tart you slept with a few times managed to get herself de-existed?

--[[Secret Six Vol 3 31|Peter Merkel We use men of honor like landfill for our compost heaps.

--[[Secret Six Vol 3 32|Peter Merkel "Thank you for saving me, Mister Batman!" HAHAHAHA! He thought you were Batman! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

--[[Secret Six Vol 3 9|Peter Merkel So is our plan simply to stay and be slowly tortured to death? I'd rather hoped not.

--[[Villains United Vol 1 3|Peter Merkel No one said there would be robot decapitation!

--[[Secret Six Vol 2 4|Peter Merkel Mind the gelatin, Blake! For God's sake, MIND THE GELATIN!

--[[Secret Six Vol 2 3|Peter Merkel Oh, look. They even have flying prostitutes. That's service for you.

--Peter Merkel Jr. (New Earth)

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I've asked to be buried in a vat of taffy, cinnamon, or lemon-lime.: Ragdoll

As you wish, dear.: Jeanette