Theodore Kord (New Earth)/Quotes

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--Theodore Kord (New Earth)

Skeets! How can you say that, bud? We're as tight as can be! Friends in life - and death! Bwah-ha-ha-ha-hah!

--Theodore Kord (New Earth)

What, are you blind, pal? We're the Justice League!

--Theodore Kord (New Earth)

C'mon, Cap.... Don't you see what he's doing -- working the crowd like this? Let it go for now. This guy's cagier than O.J.'s defense team.

--Theodore Kord (New Earth)

Five bucks says it's the Injustice League.

--Theodore Kord (New Earth)

Let Superman do it. I think he likes beating up aliens -- helps him work out his childhood issues.

--Theodore Kord (New Earth)

But... but... I am fun! Really I am!

--Theodore Kord (New Earth)

You're nothing, Destiny! You're history!

--Theodore Kord (New Earth)

Correct me if I'm wrong -- but you seem to be angry with me about something.

--Theodore Kord (New Earth)

Hey, everybody -- Batman made a funny! Batman made a funny!

--Theodore Kord (New Earth)

One punch! One punch!

--Theodore Kord (New Earth)

''BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA''

--Theodore Kord (New Earth)

Whatever happens, you tell him it's not his fault. You tell him it's not his fault, that I said so. And you tell him that I never had a better friend than him.

--Theodore Kord (New Earth)

I'll have to move fast, but then "fast" is my middle name! Never could figure out why my folks didn't call me Albert or some--eh?

--Theodore Kord (New Earth)

The last thing I want is to look like an idiot in front of Batman! Its pretty hard to measure up to a man who's never made a mistake in his life!

--Theodore Kord (New Earth)

Yeah -- but only in the J.L.I. do you get to travel the world, fight vampires, and have giant grey lunatics throw buildings on you!'

--Theodore Kord (New Earth)

No, J'onn - of course it's not funny. I mean, what could be funny about the four of you getting trounced by (snicker)... (titter)... S-S-Sonar?! BAWHHAHHHAHA!!!!

--Theodore Kord (New Earth)

I feel sorry for the kidnappers!

--Theodore Kord (New Earth)

Welcome to Disneyland's newest attraction: "The Wonderful World of Sewage."

--Theodore Kord (New Earth)

When in doubt, fight!

--Theodore Kord (New Earth)

This week, it's DOWN WITH SUPER-HEROES--Next week, it's UNDERWEAR FOR PETS!

--Theodore Kord (New Earth)

God, look at this place ! What a mess ! A perfect microcosm of my life !

--Theodore Kord (New Earth)

Maybe adventure is like a drug. Once it's in your system, it's difficult to shake the craving for it...

--Theodore Kord (New Earth)

And I thought my Dad was bad.

--Theodore Kord (New Earth)