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This page contains a listing of notable quotes by Theodore Kord (New Earth).

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Quote1 God, look at this place ! What a mess ! A perfect microcosm of my life ! Quote2
--Theodore Kord (New Earth)

Quote1 I'll have to move fast, but then "fast" is my middle name! Never could figure out why my folks didn't call me Albert or some--eh? Quote2

--Theodore Kord (New Earth)

Quote1 This week, it's DOWN WITH SUPER-HEROES--Next week, it's UNDERWEAR FOR PETS! Quote2

--Theodore Kord (New Earth)

Quote1 And I thought my Dad was bad. Quote2

--Theodore Kord (New Earth)

Quote1 Skeets! How can you say that, bud? We're as tight as can be! Friends in life - and death! Bwah-ha-ha-ha-hah! Quote2

--Theodore Kord (New Earth)

Quote1 Whatever happens, you tell him it's not his fault. You tell him it's not his fault, that I said so. And you tell him that I never had a better friend than him. Quote2

--Theodore Kord (New Earth)

Quote1 What, are you blind, pal? We're the Justice League! Quote2

--Theodore Kord (New Earth)

Quote1 C'mon, Cap.... Don't you see what he's doing -- working the crowd like this? Let it go for now. This guy's cagier than O.J.'s defense team. Quote2

--Theodore Kord (New Earth)

Quote1 Five bucks says it's the Injustice League. Quote2

--Theodore Kord (New Earth)

Quote1 Let Superman do it. I think he likes beating up aliens -- helps him work out his childhood issues. Quote2

--Theodore Kord (New Earth)

Quote1 Correct me if I'm wrong -- but you seem to be angry with me about something. Quote2

--Theodore Kord (New Earth)

Quote1 No, J'onn - of course it's not funny. I mean, what could be funny about the four of you getting trounced by (snicker)... (titter)... S-S-Sonar?! BAWHHAHHHAHA!!!! Quote2

--Theodore Kord (New Earth)

Quote1 The last thing I want is to look like an idiot in front of Batman! Its pretty hard to measure up to a man who's never made a mistake in his life! Quote2

--Theodore Kord (New Earth)

Quote1 But... but... I am fun! Really I am! Quote2

--Theodore Kord (New Earth)

Quote1 Yeah -- but only in the J.L.I. do you get to travel the world, fight vampires, and have giant grey lunatics throw buildings on you!' Quote2

--Theodore Kord (New Earth)

Quote1 When in doubt, fight! Quote2

--Theodore Kord (New Earth)

Quote1 I feel sorry for the kidnappers! Quote2

--Theodore Kord (New Earth)

Quote1 Welcome to Disneyland's newest attraction: "The Wonderful World of Sewage." Quote2

--Theodore Kord (New Earth)

Quote1 ''BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA'' Quote2

--Theodore Kord (New Earth)

Quote1 Hey, everybody -- Batman made a funny! Batman made a funny! Quote2

--Theodore Kord (New Earth)

Quote1 One punch! One punch! Quote2

--Theodore Kord (New Earth)

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--Theodore Kord (New Earth)

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