Thomas Monaghan (New Earth)/Quotes

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My name's Tommy Monaghan and I kill people for money. It's a living.

--Thomas Monaghan (New Earth)

It's a mess in there. He about half-thinks he's an angel... An angel with a bulletproof vest.

--Thomas Monaghan (New Earth)

These schmucks couldn't hit a barn door.

--Thomas Monaghan (New Earth)

Glad to hear it Mr. Ributu. 'Cause we can always come back.

--Thomas Monaghan (New Earth)

Lemme tell you the problem with America, okay? This could be the greatest place on Earth. It really could. You got all these different people comin' here to get away from oppression an' poverty. All lookin' for a better life. But what do they do? They hang on to all the things that got 'em into trouble in the first place. They wanna go on fightin' the same wars an' hatin' the same people they did in the old world. They all wanna be Italian or Greek, or Irish or Polish or Russian, or African or Vietnamese or Cambodian of whatever... so they hang onto alla that. They stick to their own kind, an' everyone stays suspicious of everyone else an' for what...? Culture? History? What the hell is that, a bunch of stuff your folks said you hadda believe in all your life? Does that make it real? But you, man. You showed 'em how it's done. You're the classic immigrant guy who comes to the States an' joins the meltin' pot. It's like you're sayin' -- okay, I'm from planet Krypton or wherever, but that's all in the past. I'm startin' over. I'm American. What can I do to help?

--Thomas Monaghan (New Earth)

You know what I just did? I just shot my daddy through the head.

--Thomas Monaghan (New Earth)

This is gonna piss me off forever.

--Thomas Monaghan (New Earth)

We got a problem here that's almost as big as your ass.

--Thomas Monaghan (New Earth)

Pull your pants up an' run.

--Thomas Monaghan (New Earth)

I wanna cry, Natt. So much. But these goddamned, stupid, worthless eyes won't even let me cry.

--Thomas Monaghan (New Earth)

You been watchin' the Sci-Fi channel again when you shoulda been out meetin' girls an' havin' sex, am I right?

--Thomas Monaghan (New Earth)

Tell Jabba even I get boarded occasionally.

--Thomas Monaghan (New Earth)

Forget the safety? Let me guess. Never pointed a gun at a man before?

--Thomas Monaghan (New Earth)

Excuse me, Miss Lobo?

--Thomas Monaghan (New Earth)

"My name's Tommy Monaghan and I kill people for money. It's a living."

--Thomas Monaghan (New Earth)

The last row of cells is where they keep the real scum, the ones that oughta be locked away in the dark forever--hell, they oughta been strangled at birth.

--Thomas Monaghan (New Earth)

Some day I'm gonna get shot twice in the head when I'm least expectin' it, an' then they're gonna throw my ass in a ditch. An' you know what? So long as I did right by my buddies an' I never turned into a total dirtbag -- I won't care.

--Thomas Monaghan (New Earth)

We're all scum.

--Thomas Monaghan (New Earth)

See you tomorrow for the rest of the titanic team-up.

--Thomas Monaghan (New Earth)

I was in just the right mood for the end of the world

--Thomas Monaghan (New Earth)

Boy, it's at times like these you really wish you had x-ray vision like they do in comic books, huh?

--Thomas Monaghan (New Earth)

Okay. Now, we got Green Lantern backin' us up -- an' that sounds so freakin' hysterical, I'm just gonna say it again, 'We got Green Lantern backin' us up...'

--Thomas Monaghan (New Earth)

You came to see Billy the killer whale, too, huh?

--Thomas Monaghan (New Earth)

If there's a worse place to get caught in a gunfight with a demon from hell, I'd love to see it.

--Thomas Monaghan (New Earth)