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Um, I may not speak Hebrew, but it's pretty clear when you're talking about me. All I hear is, "Gibberish gibberish Yorick gibberish."

--Yorick Brown (Y: The Last Man)

Mimeographs? When were you a student, the 1800s?

--Yorick Brown (Y: The Last Man)

Yeah, good thing our shit always goes according to plan…

--Yorick Brown (Y: The Last Man)

You mean, the reason I'm the last man on Earth is monkey shit?

--Yorick Brown (Y: The Last Man)

Your writing blows, by the by. You split more infinitives than Gene Roddenberry.

--Yorick Brown (Y: The Last Man)

... This is officially the weirdest nightmare I've ever had.

--Yorick Brown (Y: The Last Man)

And by the Way, it's just Smokey Bear, not Smokey the Bear. You wouldn't say 'Easter the Bunny', would you?

--Yorick Brown (Y: The Last Man)

Did you know Elvis had a twin brother?

--Yorick Brown (Y: The Last Man)

Oh, crap. I... I met this scary bring-out-your-dead chick today. She must have followed me.

--Yorick Brown (Y: The Last Man)

...AHuh... HWUHHH! Hm. That's... that's just the frozen chicken cutlet I ate for lunch. Oh, gross! Ampersand, don't eat that!

--Yorick Brown (Y: The Last Man)

Wow, that's some creative spelling you've got there……dipshit.

--Yorick Brown (Y: The Last Man)


In the words of Thomas Jefferson... that's bull***t.
Yorick Brown


Get away from the window, Yorick.: Jennifer Brown

But who the hell is shooting at us, Mom? Terrorists?: Yorick Brown

Worse... Republicans: Jennifer Brown

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