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Um, I may not speak Hebrew, but it's pretty clear when you're talking about me. All I hear is, "Gibberish gibberish Yorick gibberish."
Mimeographs? When were you a student, the 1800s?
Yeah, good thing our shit always goes according to plan…
You mean, the reason I'm the last man on Earth is monkey shit?
Your writing blows, by the by. You split more infinitives than Gene Roddenberry.
... This is officially the weirdest nightmare I've ever had.
And by the Way, it's just Smokey Bear, not Smokey the Bear. You wouldn't say 'Easter the Bunny', would you?
Did you know Elvis had a twin brother?
Oh, crap. I... I met this scary bring-out-your-dead chick today. She must have followed me.
...AHuh... HWUHHH! Hm. That's... that's just the frozen chicken cutlet I ate for lunch. Oh, gross! Ampersand, don't eat that!
Wow, that's some creative spelling you've got there……dipshit.
- Get away from the window, Yorick.: Jennifer Brown
- But who the hell is shooting at us, Mom? Terrorists?: Yorick Brown
- Worse... Republicans: Jennifer Brown
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